Can I pass as german world war 2 officer

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Or too "black" and "ethnic" if you know what I mean. Usually the german officer has light eyes, and very pale skin. Like on those old nazi portraits.

The black shirt I have on, is a replica of a german panzershirt, from world war 2. The hat is some carneval fake, it doesnt have the SS insignia or anything, but it looks kinda cool. There is still a eagel wings insignia, and a "star" probably more american like though then nazi german.

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Or too "black" and "ethnic" if you know what I mean. Usually the german officer has light eyes, and very pale skin. Like on those old nazi portraits.

The black shirt I have on, is a replica of a german panzershirt, from world war 2. The hat is some carneval fake, it doesnt have the SS insignia or anything, but it looks kinda cool. There is still a eagel wings insignia, and a "star" probably more american like though then nazi german.

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That isnt a great look mate. You look like a stripper hired for a neo nazi hen party.
Where is the jacket with the buttons ? That looked cool.
 

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Your clothes are too wrinkled. You would never pass the fuehrer's inspection.
 

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I vote for Mortimer to be the official USMB mascot.


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: a person, animal, or object adopted by a group as a symbolic figure especially to bring them good luck
 

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Mortimer you look more like the guy at Gestapo headquarters that tortured the prisoners to get false confessions. ... :cool:
 
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Or too "black" and "ethnic" if you know what I mean. Usually the german officer has light eyes, and very pale skin. Like on those old nazi portraits.

The black shirt I have on, is a replica of a german panzershirt, from world war 2. The hat is some carneval fake, it doesnt have the SS insignia or anything, but it looks kinda cool. There is still a eagel wings insignia, and a "star" probably more american like though then nazi german.

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Sir im going to have to ask you to bend over and show us your but hole.
 

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You look like a sgt in a corrupt police dept run by an interim provisional government in a post Cold War Balkan state, which uses 40.year-old German surplus equipment because they have no industry of their own.
 

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