Can God make a pizza so large, that he couldn't eat it?

If God make a pizza that big, I would consider becoming a Christian again.
 
If we just had one of God's turds we could put on display in the vatican.
 
Who says that God can eat?

See--there you guys go again, irritating the Christians over something you have no proof of!

Everyone knows that God does not need to eat. Think about all the time that god existed without food!
 
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