Can any guys here relate to this?

[jack3]

Because your toilet looks like this?
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Not sure, but there might be a face in that lid.

 

[jack3]

Why is it every boyfriend I’ve ever had could never understand why EACH of the 9 pairs of black shoes in my closet was for a different purpose? Men are so dense.

Different purpose? Or different outfit?

 

[Lisa558]

Different purpose? Or different outfit?

You’ve been reported.

 

[jack3]

You’ve been reported.

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[Lisa558]

?

I’m pretty sure an antisemite using a swastika as his avator will be banned. Go back to your original account.

 

[jack3]

I’m pretty sure an antisemite using a swastika as his avator will be banned. Go back to your original account.

Geez, even just answering a thread about toilet seat position gets the riot act read to you.

 

[JGalt]

I’m pretty sure an antisemite using a swastika as his avator will be banned. Go back to your original account.

He's just a masterful troll. Nobody else could start a baseball thread and carry on a straight-faced conversation while using an avatar guaranteed to piss off both sides.

Sounds like something I would have done.

 

[jack3]

Seriously, I didn't mean to ruffle feathers. I could only come up with 4 out of Lisa's 9 purposes for her black shoes: work, gym, dinner, and bowling.

 

[Foxfyre]

Why is it every boyfriend I’ve ever had could never understand why EACH of the 9 pairs of black shoes in my closet was for a different purpose? Men are so dense.

Absolutely. No women with any class would wear the same pair of shoes around the house, to Walmart, to the gym, to Chilis, to a 5 star fine dining restaurant, to church/synagogue etc. Any woman knows that. But guys don't seem to understand.

 

[tyroneweaver]

Call me a dick, but sometimes I use the women's bathroom in a store or a restaurant, just so I can leave the toilet seat up on purpose.

Not at home, though. I wouldn't want to piss off my wife, she has her own guns.

i sent this pic to several of my friends. when I met them at church not one of em showed the pic to their wife

 

[Road Runner]

I might be one of the few ladies on this planet who doesn't leave stuff like that all over the sink. All that I need is a toothbrush, a hairbrush, and a hair dryer. I don't bother with makeup.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

Same here and God bless you as well.