Ernie S.
Diamond Member
With the recent rash of obesity in the United States, Democrats have decided that the time is ripe to capitalize on yet another catastrophe.
Getting fat is just too convenient.
We must outlaw sporks because with such instruments of mass consumption, children can become fat much faster.
Think about it! Without the need to switch utensils between soup and salad, our precious "chilrun" can consume more transfats and high fructose corn syrup than they would be capable of, were they forced to switch between their spoon and their fork.
Contact your Senators and Congressmen and demand a ban on sporks
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Find your Senator
Getting fat is just too convenient.
We must outlaw sporks because with such instruments of mass consumption, children can become fat much faster.
Think about it! Without the need to switch utensils between soup and salad, our precious "chilrun" can consume more transfats and high fructose corn syrup than they would be capable of, were they forced to switch between their spoon and their fork.
Contact your Senators and Congressmen and demand a ban on sporks
Find your Representative
Find your Senator
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