Breaking News: Conservatives blame Obama for earthquake

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A FoxNews poll shows that 64% of people polled that identify themselves as "Conservatives" feel that Obama is to blame for the earthquake that occurred at approximately 2:00 PM EST in Virginia.

When pressed further, respondents claimed that they felt the Obama administration was causing earthquakes to test the effectiveness of Obama-care in a crisis situation.

In a prepared statement, Congresswoman Michelle Bachman said "Shame on you President Obama, you should know better than to test your Liberal/Intellectual Elitist/Socialist/Mad Scientist Earthquake Machines on US soil!".

Conservative commentator/author Anne Coulter said, "Oh yeah, he did it, but what would you expect from a Liberal? It's well known that FDR used HIS earthquake machine back in the 30's to sabotage our recovery from the Great Depression."

 

[Jarhead]

Well...we dont actually have proof he caused it. We just find it suspicious that it happened when he was out of the area.

 

[highway234]

A FoxNews poll shows that 64% of people polled that identify themselves as "Conservatives" feel that Obama is to blame for the earthquake that occurred at approximately 2:00 PM EST in Virginia.

When pressed further, respondents claimed that they felt the Obama administration was causing earthquakes to test the effectiveness of Obama-care in a crisis situation.

In a prepared statement, Congresswoman Michelle Bachman said "Shame on you President Obama, you should know better than to test your Liberal/Intellectual Elitist/Socialist/Mad Scientist Earthquake Machines on US soil!".

Conservative commentator/author Anne Coulter said, "Oh yeah, he did it, but what would you expect from a Liberal? It's well known that FDR used HIS earthquake machine back in the 30's to sabotage our recovery from the Great Depression."

you joke but i guarantee someone will actually do it.

to be fair, someone on MY side will probably blame the earthquake on global warming, and i'll have to facepalm.

 

[Truthmatters]

God just hates having a black man as president.

 

[highway234]

maybe it'll turn out they do a lot of explosive fracking in mineral virginia and i can blame big oil. i wanna blame someone! i do!

 

[Dot Com]

The right-wingnuts do blame everything on Obama

 

[Sallow]

Well...we dont actually have proof he caused it. We just find it suspicious that it happened when he was out of the area.

It was a "messiah thing".

I heard he was testing a brand spanking new power. The power to move mountains.

Then the teleprompters shorted out..

 

[PoliticalChic]

Well...Obama caused it....but look at the tectonic plates that Bush left him!!!!

 

[The Infidel]

Well...we dont actually have proof he caused it. We just find it suspicious that it happened when he was out of the area.

It was a "messiah thing".

I heard he was testing a brand spanking new power. The power to move mountains.

Then the teleprompters shorted out..

 

[Jarhead]

Well...Obama caused it....but look at the tectonic plates that Bush left him!!!!

Obama inherited unstable tetonic plates

 

[The Infidel]

Well...Obama caused it....but look at the tectonic plates that Bush left him!!!!

This is fun...

 

[Jarhead]

God just hates having a black man as president.

you cant enjoy a little humor without criticizing religion and bringing up race.
You really need to lighten up. Even your humor is heavy.

 

[presence06]

He was "golfing" God was just trying to help him on the back 9.....

 

[FuelRod]

God just hates having a black man as president.

I thought your kind of people thought God was black.

 

[uscitizen]

Everyone are racists.
They are prejudiced about the presidential race.

 

[uscitizen]

God just hates having a black man as president.

I thought your kind of people thought God was black.

Actually she is sort of a mottly green.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Ryan was quoted as saying "Its not the earthquake, its the spending!"

 

[Dude111]

Well...we dont actually have proof he caused it. We just find it suspicious that it happened when he was out of the area.

Well i do feel its suspicious this happend RIGHT WHEN IT WAS FOUND OUT THEY LIED ABOUT LIBYA (Which many of us thought the story was BS)


It would make sense they would use HAARP to cause a little disturbance like this that doesnt hurt anyone,etc TO GET PEOPLE NOT THINKING ABOUT LIBYA....

 

[California Girl]

Everyone are racists.
They are prejudiced about the presidential race.

You're a bigot for calling it a 'race'. It's not fair if only the guy who can run the fastest wins.

 

[FuelRod]

God just hates having a black man as president.

I thought your kind of people thought God was black.

Actually she is sort of a mottly green.

Your god sounds like Kermit the Frog.