Breaking: National Archives reports that someone tried to scrawl "total authority" with a sharpie on US Constitution!

[DrLove]

This will probably get moved to the Rubber Room. Political Satire unfavorable to Trump may no longer be allowed in the Political Satire forum.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An unknown person attempted to scrawl the words “total authority” on the United States Constitution with a Sharpie, the National Archives reported on Tuesday.​

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A security guard spotted the attempted vandalism on Tuesday morning, when he noticed “something weird” on the glass case protecting the priceless historical document.​

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“Someone had written the words in big block letters,” the security guard said. “Plus, both ‘total’ and ‘authority’ were misspelled.”​

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“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” he added. “So it’s a real mystery.”​

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Harland Dorrinson, a spokesperson for the National Archives, said that, even though the Constitution was unharmed, the Archives are launching a “full investigation” to determine what “sick person” attempted to deface the document.​

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“Somewhere in Washington, there’s a person on the loose who hates the way the Constitution is actually written,” he said.​

National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl âTotal Authorityâ with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution

“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” a security guard said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Kilroy2]

Well the sentiment was there but the wrong method was used to express ones opinion.

 

[mamooth]

Can't you all read? It's right there in the revised Tenth Amendment.

"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people to DearLeaderTrump.

 

[depotoo]

It’s SATIRE

 

[Crepitus]

This will probably get moved to the Rubber Room. Political Satire unfavorable to Trump may no longer be allowed in the Political Satire forum.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An unknown person attempted to scrawl the words “total authority” on the United States Constitution with a Sharpie, the National Archives reported on Tuesday.​

​

A security guard spotted the attempted vandalism on Tuesday morning, when he noticed “something weird” on the glass case protecting the priceless historical document.​

​

“Someone had written the words in big block letters,” the security guard said. “Plus, both ‘total’ and ‘authority’ were misspelled.”​

​

“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” he added. “So it’s a real mystery.”​

​

Harland Dorrinson, a spokesperson for the National Archives, said that, even though the Constitution was unharmed, the Archives are launching a “full investigation” to determine what “sick person” attempted to deface the document.​

​

“Somewhere in Washington, there’s a person on the loose who hates the way the Constitution is actually written,” he said.​

National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl âTotal Authorityâ with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution

“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” a security guard said.

www.newyorker.com

The problem here is it's so hard to tell something like this is satire when tRump is involved. He's done so much ridiculous shit that just about anything is believable at this point.

 

[DrLove]

This will probably get moved to the Rubber Room. Political Satire unfavorable to Trump may no longer be allowed in the Political Satire forum.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—An unknown person attempted to scrawl the words “total authority” on the United States Constitution with a Sharpie, the National Archives reported on Tuesday.​

​

A security guard spotted the attempted vandalism on Tuesday morning, when he noticed “something weird” on the glass case protecting the priceless historical document.​

​

“Someone had written the words in big block letters,” the security guard said. “Plus, both ‘total’ and ‘authority’ were misspelled.”​

​

“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” he added. “So it’s a real mystery.”​

​

Harland Dorrinson, a spokesperson for the National Archives, said that, even though the Constitution was unharmed, the Archives are launching a “full investigation” to determine what “sick person” attempted to deface the document.​

​

“Somewhere in Washington, there’s a person on the loose who hates the way the Constitution is actually written,” he said.​

National Archives Report Someone Tried to Scrawl âTotal Authorityâ with Sharpie on U.S. Constitution

“It looked like the work of a small child, but there are no school groups here because of the coronavirus and whatnot,” a security guard said.

www.newyorker.com

The problem here is it's so hard to tell something like this is satire when tRump is involved. He's done so much ridiculous shit that just about anything is believable at this point.

It is very tough to satirize a clown.