Votto
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President Trump today pardoned protestors arrested on January 6th, leaving jails completely empty after Joe Biden had released everyone else from prison after his record number of pardons before leaving office. "I'm not sure, but I think DOGE will be pleased", said Trump. "Think of the millions and millions of dollars saved with jails being closed around the country."
"We can use some of that money to fund a Mars mission", said DOGE coordinator Elon Musk. "I just don't want people to think we will frivolously spend their tax dollars on stupid stuff like they usually do. After all, Mars has a lot of,........................... well......................, red rocks we are all very interested in studying. Who knows, maybe we will find microscopic evidence of life!! That would be awesome!! If not, oh well. I will still have my red rock collection I've always wanted. Again, that would be awesome!!"