Bloomberg wins! American Samoa..LOL!

A mighty horselaugh from about a hundred million people!

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Rumor has it he bought the freaking island. Unfortunately he couldn't find a single State that was for sale.
 
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Hey! Don't Laugh! I think this was the biggest win of the night! I didn't see anyone else take 50% of anything last night. Now that Bloomberg has taken the island of Pago Pago, that is 77 square miles down and only 3.8 million more to go before he takes the REST of America!

The residents of American Samoa were celebrating in their streets!

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With a mere half-billion now spent getting this glorious island, it should only take Mike about another 24.6 trillion dollars to win the democratic nomination. The good news is that by then, while Mike will have wholly missed the November election entirely, at least he will have single-handedly paid down the national debt. :happy-1:
 
The Bloomberg Quiz .. Fill in the blanks... "A ____ and his ____ are soon parted"

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Bloomberg will go to his grave as a laughing stock and the butt of late night jokes
 

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