Mr. P

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Aug 5, 2004
South of the Mason Dixon
Bill walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on and the news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bill and says " Do you think he'll jump?"
Bill says, "Yeah, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bill places $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bill, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bill replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5:00 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde said, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bill took the money

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