Blonde and a red-head

[Bootneck]

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"

The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde asks, "Don't you have a vase?"

 

[Bootneck]

A blond, a redhead and a brunette were stranded on an island and the only way to get off the island was to swim to the next island. So, the redhead decides to go first, she swam halfway and got eaten by a shark. Then, the brunette decides to go, she swam halfway and got eaten by another shark. So then the blond goes, she swam halfway and got tired so she swam back.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I see you're at it again, Bootneck! You're quite the card. How's things across the pond tonight?

 

[Bootneck]

I see you're at it again, Bootneck! You're quite the card. How's things across the pond tonight?

Autumn has come early BBD. It's getting chilly at night. Leaves on the trees are turning. Dark by 19:45. Yuk!

 

[random3434]

I see you're at it again, Bootneck! You're quite the card. How's things across the pond tonight?

Autumn has come early BBD. It's getting chilly at night. Leaves on the trees are turning. Dark by 19:45. Yuk!

Sounds like you need a blonde to keep you warm!

 

[Bootneck]

I see you're at it again, Bootneck! You're quite the card. How's things across the pond tonight?

Autumn has come early BBD. It's getting chilly at night. Leaves on the trees are turning. Dark by 19:45. Yuk!

Sounds like you need a blonde to keep you warm!

Yes. As long as she's hot!

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."

 

[Shooterman]

 

[xotoxi]

As always...HILARIOUS!!!

My thoughts are with you, Boots. Come back safely.

 

[goldcatt]

Too funny!

Miss you, Boots!