Biology Jokes!

Abishai100

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Are biology jokes straightforward or confusing?


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I. Sex/Imagination Humor
Q: Why does sex smell like fish?
A: Because fish swim without questions.
Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
Q: Why does rain smell like earthworms?
A: Because no one likes imagination-training.

II. Vogue Humor
Q: Why are comic book villains always slimy?
A: Because heroes are always simple.
Q: Why do storytellers like names such as Green Imp and Yellowbeard?
A: Because avatars represent nature-gone-rough.
Q: Why is eco-pollution controversial?
A: Because no one likes chemistry.

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Here's a biology joke for you:

Q: How can you tell the difference between boys and girls?
A: By looking into their genes!

Not silly enough for you?
Here's another:

Q: What did the left ovary say to the right ovary?
A: When Dick comes in, let's egg him!
 
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Geez, don't be so defensive.

The point of this thread was to point out that biology jokes stir controversy.

I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this.

I want to read some poignant bio-humor!

What do you think about my doodle of 'Salmon Man'?
 

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Geez, don't be so defensive.

The point of this thread was to point out that biology jokes stir controversy.

I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this.

I want to read some poignant bio-humor!

What do you think about my doodle of 'Salmon Man'?
"I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this."

Well, I can't argue with you there.
 

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some jokes, in certain fields, are only understood by pros in that field.

they would get the word play
Ok, how does that work in this example:

Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
 

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some jokes, in certain fields, are only understood by pros in that field.

they would get the word play
Ok, how does that work in this example:

Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
I'd go with gravitational pull or something to do with water

seriously, not a pro in that field.
 

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some jokes, in certain fields, are only understood by pros in that field.

they would get the word play
Ok, how does that work in this example:

Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
I'd go with gravitational pull or something to do with water

seriously, not a pro in that field.
Good guess. My guess is the guy is Chinese or something. Humor is the last thing to translate well across cultures.
 

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