Biology Jokes!

Abishai100

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Are biology jokes straightforward or confusing?


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I. Sex/Imagination Humor
Q: Why does sex smell like fish?
A: Because fish swim without questions.
Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
Q: Why does rain smell like earthworms?
A: Because no one likes imagination-training.

II. Vogue Humor
Q: Why are comic book villains always slimy?
A: Because heroes are always simple.
Q: Why do storytellers like names such as Green Imp and Yellowbeard?
A: Because avatars represent nature-gone-rough.
Q: Why is eco-pollution controversial?
A: Because no one likes chemistry.

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Here's a biology joke for you:

Q: How can you tell the difference between boys and girls?
A: By looking into their genes!

Not silly enough for you?
Here's another:

Q: What did the left ovary say to the right ovary?
A: When Dick comes in, let's egg him!
 
Geez, don't be so defensive.

The point of this thread was to point out that biology jokes stir controversy.

I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this.

I want to read some poignant bio-humor!

What do you think about my doodle of 'Salmon Man'?
 
Geez, don't be so defensive.

The point of this thread was to point out that biology jokes stir controversy.

I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this.

I want to read some poignant bio-humor!

What do you think about my doodle of 'Salmon Man'?
"I'm not a comedian, which is why I felt comfortable posting this."

Well, I can't argue with you there.
 
some jokes, in certain fields, are only understood by pros in that field.

they would get the word play
Ok, how does that work in this example:

Q: Why do fat people sweat more?
A: Because people are anxious about Earth.
I'd go with gravitational pull or something to do with water

seriously, not a pro in that field.
Good guess. My guess is the guy is Chinese or something. Humor is the last thing to translate well across cultures.
 

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