Bigger Deuche: Brady or Wilson?

Who is the bigger deuche?


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This SB features arguably the battle of the two biggest deuche QBs in the league. Who is the deuchiest?
 

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Reasons Brady is a deuche
1. Plays for the Patriots
2. Plays for Billycheat
3. Doctors footballs
4. His press conferences over his doctoring footballs

Wilson
1. Plays for the Seahawks
2. ????
 

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Wilson is not black enough, he let another player take his wife, and he is a Tebow type Christian.

Brady is not black enough, he plays for Belichick and he cries to much.
 
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Reasons Brady is a deuche
1. Plays for the Patriots
2. Plays for Billycheat
3. Doctors footballs
4. His press conferences over his doctoring footballs

Wilson
1. Plays for the Seahawks
2. ????
Brady

5. Literally cries (blubbers) about how football made it so he didn't have to sell insurance.
6. His celebration with Bledsoe after winning the first SB.
7. His lack of respect for Brett Favre (at one point).
8. Allowing Giselle to wear the pants when Bellicek isn't giving him what he needs.

Wilson

2. Cried like a little girl after the GB game...tears streaming down his face.
3. Does lame commercials.
4. Gives one clique after another in interviews.
5. He secretly wants to date Michael Sam.
 
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I was thinking "WTF is a 'deuche?'"

Then I found it.

Urban Dictionary deuche
Are you one of those 'It's spelled douche' deuches?

Let me bring you up to speed. Online, deuche and douche have each been used interchangeably millions of times as you damn well know. Even the much lesser used doosh spelling is acceptable to anyone that's not a douche.
 

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Reasons Brady is a deuche
1. Plays for the Patriots
2. Plays for Billycheat
3. Doctors footballs
4. His press conferences over his doctoring footballs

Wilson
1. Plays for the Seahawks
2. ????
Brady

5. Literally cries (blubbers) about how football made it so he didn't have to sell insurance.
6. His celebration with Bledsoe after winning the first SB.
7. His lack of respect for Brett Favre (at one point).
8. Allowing Giselle to wear the pants when Bellicek isn't giving him what he needs.

Wilson

2. Cried like a little girl after the GB game...tears streaming down his face.
3. Does lame commercials.
4. Gives one clique after another in interviews.
5. He secretly wants to date Michael Sam.
GAAAWWWDDDD I hope Wilson contains himself during the game tomorrow. If we are behind in the fourth qtr and he starts blubbering I might cry my own damned self.
 

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I was thinking "WTF is a 'deuche?'"

Then I found it.

Urban Dictionary deuche
Are you one of those 'It's spelled douche' deuches?

Let me bring you up to speed. Online, deuche and douche have each been used interchangeably millions of times as you damn well know. Even the much lesser used doosh spelling is acceptable to anyone that's not a douche.
You probably thought coupons worked different ways, too.

lol
 
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I was thinking "WTF is a 'deuche?'"

Then I found it.

Urban Dictionary deuche
Are you one of those 'It's spelled douche' deuches?

Let me bring you up to speed. Online, deuche and douche have each been used interchangeably millions of times as you damn well know. Even the much lesser used doosh spelling is acceptable to anyone that's not a douche.
You probably thought coupons worked different ways, too.

lol
Yea, dust off that ole chestnut, deuche.
 

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Wow, a jealousy troll thread. The OP is bringing us new innovations in pathetic inferiority complex nonsense.
 
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Wow, a jealousy troll thread. The OP is bringing us new innovations in pathetic inferiority complex nonsense.
Your avi looks like a bloated menopausal lady who needs to wax her stache and chin scruff. And I can only :lmao: that you've had that thing for like a year plus now.

 
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