Biden Technically Alive According To White House Doctors

[mudwhistle]

Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

Politics · Feb 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.

Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive...

babylonbee.com

This is how low our standards have slipped.
How ironic that Democrats tried to say Trump was unfit because of some of his tweets, yet he never seemed to verify their claims when he was answering questions or giving speeches.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

 

[Flash]

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Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

Politics · Feb 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.

Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive...

babylonbee.com

This is how low our standards have slipped.
How ironic that Democrats tried to say Trump was unfit because of some of his tweets, yet he never seemed to verify their claims when he was answering questions or giving speeches.

He has been brain dead for quite awhile now but yea, technically speaking he is clinically "alive".

 

[1srelluc]

LOL....In that pic Tater reminds me of Admiral Pike.

 

[Mac1958]

And still a better man than the orange buffoon.

 

[Votto]

LOL....In that pic Tater reminds me of Admiral Pike.

Jill refuses to pull the plug.

This could go on for years.

 

[luiza]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

Substitute , The Nominal .

But the military could act this year given the unprecedented brewing disasters .

On reflection , substitute , the military will act .

 

[bugs]

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Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

Politics · Feb 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.

Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive...

babylonbee.com

This is how low our standards have slipped.
How ironic that Democrats tried to say Trump was unfit because of some of his tweets, yet he never seemed to verify their claims when he was answering questions or giving speeches.

'Technically' in Theory... BUT, he's Most Definitely NOT Qualified to Be in charge of the Nuclear Football!

 

[bugs]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

Only God can..

 

[MarathonMike]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

That's impossible, because he is not my President now. He is a foreign asset doing everything he can to take down MY country.

 

[jwoodie]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

Your lack of humor and malicious anger is indicative of low self esteem.

 

[bodecea]

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Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

Politics · Feb 16, 2023 · BabylonBee.com


WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive medically." The report went on to say Biden has been given a clean bill of health to serve as President until next year when medical professionals will once again check for vital signs.

Biden Annual Physical Confirms He Is Technically Still Alive

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House physician has released a full report on Biden's annual physical exam, confirming the President is, technically speaking, still alive. "Yes, he's pushing air in and out of his lungs," said Dr. Kevin O'Connor. "Also his heart's beating. So yeah, he's still alive...

babylonbee.com

This is how low our standards have slipped.
How ironic that Democrats tried to say Trump was unfit because of some of his tweets, yet he never seemed to verify their claims when he was answering questions or giving speeches.

Keep calling him weak as he owns the GOP and MAGAts again and again and again.

 

[jwoodie]

And still a better man than the orange buffoon.

Your pathological fixation on Donald Trump seems to have become your religion.

 

[Mac1958]

Your pathological fixation on Donald Trump seems to have become your religion.

Aw, mean ol' Mac brought up your hero. Tough shit.

 

[mudwhistle]

Your President until 1/20/2029 and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

You must be soooooo happy that we are at the mercy of our enemies now.

 

[Flash]

And still a better man than the orange buffoon.

Better than Trump at corruption and fucking up the US with high inflation, decreasing family income, dismal economic growth, millions of goddamn illegals, high cost of energy and a despicable woke administration.

Trump was better at being President.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

You must be soooooo happy that we are at the mercy of our enemies now.

You cons say the same thing every time there is a Democrat in the White House.

It's getting old.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

That's impossible, because he is not my President now. He is a foreign asset doing everything he can to take down MY country.

Too bad. I'd learn to deal with it. The last guy was incompetent to the point that the people showed his ass the door. And that guy had just as many ties to foreign bodies. Hell, a lot of his shit was manufactured in balloon country.

And it's not your country. It's MY country.

 

[Ralph Norton]

Keep calling him weak as he owns the GOP and MAGAts again and again and again.

Do tell.

 

[1srelluc]

Your lack of humor and malicious anger is indicative of low self esteem.

Typical of leftist's mean-spiritedness.....Not a speck of humor with them and no capacity for critical self-reflection at all.....I'd go as far to say that they are hardly even human.....Mindless half-human automatons in the leftist dem machine.....Sort of like the Borg.