Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

[Doc7505]

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week​

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

babylonbee.com

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.
"President Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."
Biden's accomplishments over the past week ranged from staring blankly at members of the press corps while they shouted questions, reading reporters' questions to them from cards he'd been given in advance, sharing folksy anecdotes about how much his dad loved the gays back in 19-dickety-2, and telling people without legs not to jump. Sources close to the president said they haven't seen him this energetic since a shampoo factory opened down the street from his beach house. "It's remarkable," a presidential aide remarked. "He started working after lunch, then plowed right through his post-lunch nap. One day he worked all the way to 2:30! The guy's a machine."
At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.

Commentary:
Nothing like satire to show the truth.
The Delaware dummy tired out from all his stuttering and indecisions while briefly at the White house.

 

[Viktor]

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week​

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

babylonbee.com

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.
"President Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."
Biden's accomplishments over the past week ranged from staring blankly at members of the press corps while they shouted questions, reading reporters' questions to them from cards he'd been given in advance, sharing folksy anecdotes about how much his dad loved the gays back in 19-dickety-2, and telling people without legs not to jump. Sources close to the president said they haven't seen him this energetic since a shampoo factory opened down the street from his beach house. "It's remarkable," a presidential aide remarked. "He started working after lunch, then plowed right through his post-lunch nap. One day he worked all the way to 2:30! The guy's a machine."
At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.

Commentary:
Nothing like satire to show the truth.
The Delaware dummy tired out from all his stuttering and indecisions while briefly at the White house.

I'll bet the Mullahs in Iran love that useless bastard

 

[Doc7505]

I'll bet the Mullahs in Iran love that useless bastard

On the other hand Joey Xi screwed up so bad that the Iran talks fell apart and now Saudi Arabia is allying itself with China and Russia.

 

[wamose]

Until Biden became president, we were the envy of the world. Now we are a pariah. At this rate, we'll be a colony of Red China by 2024. Those grueling 5 hr. work weeks are paying big dividends.

 

[1srelluc]

Well, those white supremacy commencement speeches don't give themselves.

I swear, that had to be the most hopeless commencement speech I have ever heard.

It's a wonder they did not all start opening-up their arteries.

 

[Roudy]

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week​

Biden Heads To Beach House To Recuperate After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.

babylonbee.com

REHOBOTH, DE — President Biden has retired for the weekend to his beach house in Delaware, enjoying a well-deserved rest after working a brutal five hours over this past week.
"President Biden has simply run himself ragged in service to our county," Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told the press. "He showed off his incredible, youthful vigor by putting in an astounding five hours of work this week, marking a four-hour increase from previous weeks. Biden will need an extended break at his beach house to recover from the strain."
Biden's accomplishments over the past week ranged from staring blankly at members of the press corps while they shouted questions, reading reporters' questions to them from cards he'd been given in advance, sharing folksy anecdotes about how much his dad loved the gays back in 19-dickety-2, and telling people without legs not to jump. Sources close to the president said they haven't seen him this energetic since a shampoo factory opened down the street from his beach house. "It's remarkable," a presidential aide remarked. "He started working after lunch, then plowed right through his post-lunch nap. One day he worked all the way to 2:30! The guy's a machine."
At publishing time, citizens across the nation were waiting in rapt anticipation to see just how much damage Biden could do next week with just a few hours of work.

Commentary:
Nothing like satire to show the truth.
The Delaware dummy tired out from all his stuttering and indecisions while briefly at the White house.

As usual with the Bee, not too far from the truth.

 

[progressive hunter]