Joe Biden gave some more edicts today to remove student debt. "Folks, I decided to forgive more student debt. I know, I know, the Supreme Court said I couldn't, but they are all a bunch of MAGA poop heads that no one listens to anyway. Besides, if my son can commit a felony and the Biden family not pay any taxes, really what stops me from doing anything? Get on board or get run over and wind up in prison with Trump and his MAGA cult!!" shouted the President. "As Kamala would say, F...............F..............Fuc.......................well, anyway,............................. Shmiterjism..............pause..............................get off stage now idiot"
And then things got weird as the President donned dark sun glasses and a black curly afro wig and began to sing as the mic went dead
I need a gangsta
To love me better
Than all the others do
To always forgive me
Biden or die with me
That's just what gangsters do
[Verse 1]
I'm fucked up, I'm black but mostly blue
I'm built for it, all the abuse
I got secrets, that nobody, nobody, nobody knows
I don't want, what I can get
I want someone, with secrets
That nobody, nobody, nobody knows
No word yet as to whether this rap helped earn the President more black votes.
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