Carib Gyal
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He should've fed him the same stuff he gave to Harry Reid.
Bartender Accused Of Plotting To Poison John Boehner
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Stephanie
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lol
I think Harry got drunk and turned the "treadmill" on warp speed or something. And we have THESE people running our LIVES. we are so screwed
Stephanie
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speaking of embarrassing....
SNIP:
Boston.com really wishes Boehner had been successfully poisoned
POSTED AT 9:21 AM ON JANUARY 14, 2015 BY NOAH ROTHMAN
According to prosecutors, Michael Hoyt heard voices. The 44-year-old bartender at the Wetherington Golf & Country Club in West Chester, Ohio also frequently served House Speaker John Boehner.
Hoyt had grown convinced that Boehner was frequently rude to him. He blamed the Speaker for the spread of Ebola to the United States. The voices in his head told Hoyt that John Boehner was the devil, and he planned to expose him to the world. So he hatched a plot.
According to police, Hoyt had a detailed plan to slip poison into Boehner’s drink, shoot him with a Beretta .380 automatic, and disappear.
While assassination threats against any member of Congress, much less the man third in line to the presidency, are extremely serious, it is unclear just how much of a threat the unstable individual represented.
Hoyt was crying out for help. He emailed Boehner’s wife twice, and he called officers in October in order to confess his plan. “He said he hoped sharing his threats with law enforcement officers would prompt Boehner to apologize, and force him to discuss the issue of Ebola,”CNN reported.
Hoyt is mentally ill, and he apparently knew he needed professional help. That doesn’t make his threat any less real, nor does it mitigate the gravity of his crime. According to an op-ed inThe Boston GlobepropertyBoston.com, however, this incident is positively hilarious.
In an op-ed dripping with as much hatred for Boehner as it is with failed attempts at humor, the editor Victor Paul Alvarez sacrifices his credibility for a cheap laugh at the would-be victim’s expense.
“The FBI says an Ohio bartender planned to kill House Speaker John Boehner last October by poisoning his drink at a country club,” Alvarez began. “The question is: Would anyone have noticed?”
“Stories about Boehner’s drinking have circulated for years,” he ill-advisedly continued. “His drinking inspired a blog called DrunkBoehner, and in 2010 he brought booze back to Washington. Had he been poisoned as planned, perhaps his pickled liver could have filtered out the toxins.”
After briefly skimming over the details of the assassination plot against Boehner, Alvarez closes by noting that the speaker “began working at his family’s bar at age 8.” The implication in this final sentence is not to make note of Boehner’s sterling work ethic.
If John Boehner were a Democrat and this blurb had appeared inThe Wall Street Journal, we don’t need expend much energy in order to imagine what the reaction would have been.
ALL of it here:
Boston.com really wishes Boehner had been successfully poisoned Hot Air
SNIP:
Boston.com really wishes Boehner had been successfully poisoned
POSTED AT 9:21 AM ON JANUARY 14, 2015 BY NOAH ROTHMAN
According to prosecutors, Michael Hoyt heard voices. The 44-year-old bartender at the Wetherington Golf & Country Club in West Chester, Ohio also frequently served House Speaker John Boehner.
Hoyt had grown convinced that Boehner was frequently rude to him. He blamed the Speaker for the spread of Ebola to the United States. The voices in his head told Hoyt that John Boehner was the devil, and he planned to expose him to the world. So he hatched a plot.
According to police, Hoyt had a detailed plan to slip poison into Boehner’s drink, shoot him with a Beretta .380 automatic, and disappear.
While assassination threats against any member of Congress, much less the man third in line to the presidency, are extremely serious, it is unclear just how much of a threat the unstable individual represented.
Hoyt was crying out for help. He emailed Boehner’s wife twice, and he called officers in October in order to confess his plan. “He said he hoped sharing his threats with law enforcement officers would prompt Boehner to apologize, and force him to discuss the issue of Ebola,”CNN reported.
Hoyt is mentally ill, and he apparently knew he needed professional help. That doesn’t make his threat any less real, nor does it mitigate the gravity of his crime. According to an op-ed inThe Boston GlobepropertyBoston.com, however, this incident is positively hilarious.
In an op-ed dripping with as much hatred for Boehner as it is with failed attempts at humor, the editor Victor Paul Alvarez sacrifices his credibility for a cheap laugh at the would-be victim’s expense.
“The FBI says an Ohio bartender planned to kill House Speaker John Boehner last October by poisoning his drink at a country club,” Alvarez began. “The question is: Would anyone have noticed?”
“Stories about Boehner’s drinking have circulated for years,” he ill-advisedly continued. “His drinking inspired a blog called DrunkBoehner, and in 2010 he brought booze back to Washington. Had he been poisoned as planned, perhaps his pickled liver could have filtered out the toxins.”
After briefly skimming over the details of the assassination plot against Boehner, Alvarez closes by noting that the speaker “began working at his family’s bar at age 8.” The implication in this final sentence is not to make note of Boehner’s sterling work ethic.
If John Boehner were a Democrat and this blurb had appeared inThe Wall Street Journal, we don’t need expend much energy in order to imagine what the reaction would have been.
ALL of it here:
Boston.com really wishes Boehner had been successfully poisoned Hot Air
MarcATL
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I am outraged he ran his mouth about it.
Theowl32
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You are such a stupid ass redskin brainwashed hypocritical bloviated moron.
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