Awesome shit my drill sergeant said

[Paulie]

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Submitted by: Jake

BCT Fort Benning

DS: Privates! What is the worlds most dangerous weapon?

PVT: DS, a soldier and his rifle!

DS: Don't give me that ******* hoo rah Semper Pie bullshit! The most dangerous weapon in the world is your god damn DRILL SERGEANT! I'm not playing privates, I've tea bagged bear traps! I swear privates if you were in the middle of a phone call with god and you see me on the other line, you better click over and see what the **** I want!

 

[Warrior102]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-**** E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

 

[Paulie]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

 

[Warrior102]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Warrior wipes the floor with other mens asses?

 

[TakeAStepBack]

Then wipes their ass?

 

[del]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

 

[Paulie]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

 

[del]

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

 

[Douger]

Chuck Norris asks Worrier if it's OK to fart in the mens room.

 

[Paulie]

Need the whole bio? PM me asswipe....

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

He was in the Navy band, it makes sense now

 

[daveman]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-**** E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

 

[Paulie]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-**** E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

Not to mention these are actual basic training stories. Nobody is E-3 in basic. And everyone is enlisted

 

[daveman]

He sounds like an enlisted idiot.

Probably some dumb-**** E-3.

See Del. It's probably him

Ummm...ALL drill sergeants are enlisted. You can tell because they're sergeants.

Not to mention these are actual basic training stories. Nobody is E-3 in basic. And everyone is enlisted

The science is settled.

 

[del]

he got a 3.99 gpa at skin flute college, beeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

He was in the Navy band, it makes sense now

all the boyz thrilled to his *trills*, if you know what i mean.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

Did you see him there?

 

[del]

Yeah lets analyze it and kill the humor

Where did you serve anyway beeeeeeatch?

he was a jizz mopper at the transvestite clubs in subic until it shut down.

Did you see him there?

he's in the background of a picture i have of you.

that skirt makes your ass look fat, btw.

 

[American Horse]

My DI said two things that impressed me and changed me forever:
1. You'd better stop ******* up shithead
and
2. I'm watching you