You people who don't believe in bigfoot, you worship your own of big foot. And you don't wash your socks nearly enough. And you use your big foot to step on bigfoot worshippers.
You worship your own hairy ugly big foot. Because all thoughts are equally valid and real so your big foot is no more believable or unbelievable than my bigfoot.
In one bible Jesus says "sell your wealth and help the poor, forgive your enemies, return evil with good, what you do to the least of these my brothers you do also to me."
And in the other bible Jesus says "lay up wealth, care not for your brethren for they are lazy, let their children not have access to doctors for they cannot afford it so too bad, drop bombs on thine enemies and kill as many as is possible and worship the bomb makers and droppers, judge others nonstop as you are annointed the judges of the world rather than me, thine ego is most important so argue with your brethren because being right is more important than being kind and, again, you are annointed the judges of the world, wall up thine land from those who would come to yours and work for they are the wretched refuse of humanity and you should not care about them at all - what do they think this is, a shining city on a hill and a beacon for all humanity?, ignore the 20,000 children that die every day around the world but scream like banshees about the relatively few abortions because screaming like a banshee takes little effort and costs you no money...
No one has found the second version of this bible but it must be real, so many follow it.