Assuming Trump Wins, Maybe He Can Give Joe Biden A Job In The White House. But What Would Be Biden's Ideal Job?

[LeeOnLido]

well, Biden desperately wants to get back in the white, well, hey, assuming Trump wins in another landslide, maybe he can help Joe out.
Joe has so many talents, Im sure Trump can find something for him to do to keep him busy for 4 years. So tell us, what would be the ideal job for Joe Biden in the white house/Trump staff?

 

[Not2BSubjugated]

well, Biden desperately wants to get back in the white, well, hey, assuming Trump wins in another landslide, maybe he can help Joe out.
Joe has so many talents, Im sure Trump can find something for him to do to keep him busy for 4 years. So tell us, what would be the ideal job for Joe Biden in the white house/Trump staff?

Secretary of DHS.

No, not Homeland Security. Department of Hair Sniffing.

 

[LeeOnLido]

isnt there a pizza and burger place in the white house?

 

[JGalt]

Ukrainian Ambassador. Or maybe Ambassador to China.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Head of the department of child groping.

 

[JGalt]

Head of the department of child groping.

Resident hair-sniffer.

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

how about flying the plane that goes to really really nice private islands

 

[ReinyDays]

As VP ... no one would dare impeach The Donald ...

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

Resident hair-sniffer.

Coat Check? you know, like, everyone who checks into the white house in the winter, leaves their coats with Joe,,then Joe sniffs them to make sure they are clean

 

[JGalt]

Head of the department of child groping.

how about flying the plane that goes to really really nice private islands

Testicle-washer or food-taster. Except he'd probably fail at either one.

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

Resident hair-sniffer.

white house gynecologist?

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

how about flying the plane that goes to really really nice private islands

Testicle-washer or food-taster. Except he'd probably fail at either one.

Cow bather? dont the white house cows need to be cleaned weekly?

 

[beautress]

Biden gets the distinction of being co-ambassador to the Aleutian Islands that Hillary and Obama gave to Russia. His new home will be on the least-populated island, without malice to the polar bears who live there instead of humans. I doubt that his desire to continue his extortion career will net him any seal coats. < giggle >

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

how about flying the plane that goes to really really nice private islands

Testicle-washer or food-taster. Except he'd probably fail at either one.

maybe we can send him to Guam and Joe can find a scientific way to keep it from sinking

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Tourist Greeter.

 

[JimBowie1958]

With his affinity for saying 'Come on, man!' he should be press herdsman for press breifings.

And give him a cat o'nine tails to help him encourage the journos along.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Head of the Alzheimer task force.

 

[Crepitus]

well, Biden desperately wants to get back in the white, well, hey, assuming Trump wins in another landslide, maybe he can help Joe out.
Joe has so many talents, Im sure Trump can find something for him to do to keep him busy for 4 years. So tell us, what would be the ideal job for Joe Biden in the white house/Trump staff?

I'm still trying to understand why you would assume tRump will win. He's far behind and sinking.

 

[LeeOnLido]

Tourist Greeter.

Groundskeeper? someone has to keep those man eating gophers off the white house lawn

 

[LeeOnLido]

Head of the department of child groping.

Resident hair-sniffer.

baby sitter for the children of lawmakers?