LOL! Unless you can get back to your time machine and return to the present.
Seriously?
{ The timing of Matsushita's death underlines the scale of Japan's suicide problem. Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, according to the World Health Organization. Despite laws and outlines adopted by the government to tackle Japans high suicide rate, the number of suicides has remained over 30,000 per year for 14 years. While there have been rises and ebbs, the numbers stay high even as Japans population continues to shrink.
Suicide hotlines in Japan are so overloaded that getting through to a live operator can take thirty or more calls. Many dont have that patience. And there's a new documentary released in Japan this week examines why the Japanese government is unable to significantly reduce Japans high suicide rates. Suicide in Japan does not have the same nuance it does in the West. Its not a religious taboo. The Japanese have a curious history of finding beauty in the act of suicide. Taking ones life is sometimes considered more heroic than defeat.
The Japanese word for the act is remarkably straight-forward: 自殺 (ji-satsu). It literally means kill (殺

oneself(自

. Suicide in Japan has a long tradition of being a means of apology, protest, means of taking revenge, and dealing with illness.
Rene Duignan, director of the documentary Saving 10,000: Winning a War on Suicide in Japan which was released in Tokyo just prior to Suicide Prevention Day in Tokyo, says: Nobody tries to highlight the real problems and most importantly what to do about them. I planned to interview 10 people but it turned out to be 100. }
Japan's Finance Minister Commits Suicide on Suicide Prevention Day - Global - The Atlantic Wire
Nothing has changed in Japan. A businessman in America who makes a bad deal will be fired. In Japan, they will be ordered to commit suicide, and they'll do it. It happens every, single day.