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I am about to show you one of the most frightening sights on Earth. If you are opposed to same sex marriage, you may want to scroll past the picture below. It is an image of the very thing that scares you the most. But I believe we should confront our fears head-on.
This picture encapsulates everything behind the opposition to same sex marriage. The unfortunate homophobes have been unable to articulate exactly what it is that bothers them so much about same sex marriage.
I have finally found a picture that scares them more than God.
Ready?
Here it is:
The federal joint tax rate.
I guarantee you that several hearts skipped a beat when they saw that.
Homos are not supposed to be protected by the law which permits married people to file the form which gets them a discount on their taxes.
It's right there in Leviticus.
And Jesus said render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, unless you are a homo. Then you must not get a discount from Caesar. He was dead serious about being the decider on taxes. This is why the image above makes homophobes lose their ever loving minds when it comes to equal protection of the tax laws for fags. God writes the earthly tax laws, not Man. Everybody knows that!
It also freaks them out the chart doesn't say "Married Couples With Kids Filing Jointly". That's what they see in their minds, so they have to stab their eyes when shown the real image to avoid seeing the reality.
Poor bastards.
This picture encapsulates everything behind the opposition to same sex marriage. The unfortunate homophobes have been unable to articulate exactly what it is that bothers them so much about same sex marriage.
I have finally found a picture that scares them more than God.
Ready?
Here it is:
The federal joint tax rate.
I guarantee you that several hearts skipped a beat when they saw that.
Homos are not supposed to be protected by the law which permits married people to file the form which gets them a discount on their taxes.
It's right there in Leviticus.
And Jesus said render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, unless you are a homo. Then you must not get a discount from Caesar. He was dead serious about being the decider on taxes. This is why the image above makes homophobes lose their ever loving minds when it comes to equal protection of the tax laws for fags. God writes the earthly tax laws, not Man. Everybody knows that!
It also freaks them out the chart doesn't say "Married Couples With Kids Filing Jointly". That's what they see in their minds, so they have to stab their eyes when shown the real image to avoid seeing the reality.
Poor bastards.
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