Are you a primate?

[JoeMoma]

Are you a primate?


I may explain why I am polling this question later in the thread; however, I don't want to bias the poll with that reason at this time.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Proof that stupid questions do indeed exist.

 

[JoeMoma]

Proof that stupid questions do indeed exist.

Why is it a stupid question?

 

[BothWings]

Because we share the same characteristics that make apes and monkeys primates as well, our brains are just more developed.

 

[Muhammed]

I'm a monkey man!



[Verse 1]
I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That's not really true
I'm a cold Italian pizza
I could use a lemon squeezer
What you do?
But, I've been bit and I've been tossed around
By every she-rat in this town
Have you, babe?

[Refrain]
Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

[Verse 2]
I was bitten by a boar
I was gouged and I was gored
But I pulled on through
Yes, I'm a sack of broken eggs
I always have an unmade bed
Don't you?
Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
We love to play the blues

[Refrain]
Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

[Outro]
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
I'm a monkey babe! I'm a monkey babe!
I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey! I'm a monkey!
M-m-m-monkey! M-m-m-m-monkey! I'm a m-m-m-monkey!
M-m-m-ma ma ma ma!
Ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma monkey!
Ah! I'm a monkey!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! ....

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Proof that stupid questions do indeed exist.

NO such thing as a stupid question, ONLY stupid people.

If one doesn't ask questions, one never learns anything. Seems you are one for NEVER asking questions.

 

[Votto]

Well lets see, democrats are monkeys, at least they self-identify as them.

Democrats are not religious, thus they don't identify human beings as anything other than glorified animals

And what do we do to animals? That's right, we herd them around, put them in zoos for our amusement, force them to be beasts of burden, and kill and eat them at a whim.

Or you have the loons in PETA who treat animals better than human beings by insisting on protecting an eagle egg while aborting human babies on a whim.

 

[TNHarley]

Yes. We have like 1% genetic difference with chimpanzees.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

ALL life on this planet has something in thier chemistry that binds us all together.

We are all different aspects of the same DNA structure.


You might say that it's like a corporation is the main DNA, and they make an assortment of products from the same resources......all different, but then again, all the same.

 

[JGalt]

No. Evolutionists consider humans to be primates, but we're not. There is no proof that humans "evolved" from apes. Otherwise, why haven't all the apes evolved into humans by now? Humans are also recognized as persons and protected in law by the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Apes are not.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Why is it a stupid question?

And your alternative to "primate" is?

 

[JoeMoma]

No. Evolutionists consider humans to be primates, but we're not. There is no proof that humans "evolved" from apes. Otherwise, why haven't all the apes evolved into humans by now? Humans are also recognized as persons and protected in law by the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Apes are not.

Are humans mammals?

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

No. Evolutionists consider humans to be primates, but we're not. There is no proof that humans "evolved" from apes. Otherwise, why haven't all the apes evolved into humans by now? Humans are also recognized as persons and protected in law by the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Apes are not.

I agree. But there would also be a long line of "inbetweeners" if it WAS true. In other words, there'd be a series of different evolutionary apes to man, as living examples, and there isn't, and there never has been.

 

[1srelluc]

Well.....

 

[Votto]

No. Evolutionists consider humans to be primates, but we're not. There is no proof that humans "evolved" from apes. Otherwise, why haven't all the apes evolved into humans by now? Humans are also recognized as persons and protected in law by the United Nations Universal Declaration of Human Rights. Apes are not.

If I recall, not even evolutionists think human beings evolved from monkeys.

But there are similarities, like genetics.

At the end of the day though, those who are religious believe man was created in the image of God. God "breathed" life into man, that is, his spirit. Man is, therefore, set above the animal kingdom and special.

But those who don't believe this believe man is just a glorified animal, destined to have them act like animals and treated like animals. Despots over the millennia would agree and have zero qualms treating people like animals.

 

[JoeMoma]

And your alternative to "primate" is?

Your question does not answer why my question is proof of a stupid question. Thus, your question could be considered stupid. That said, I didn't argue that there is an alternative.

 

[BothWings]

 

[Polishprince]

Most people, including myself aren't bishops at all, much less the chief bishop or primate of their nation.

 

[JGalt]

Are humans mammals?

"Mammals" is just another category that scientists came up with in order to put everything in different boxes. That's like assuming that since these or those creatures breathe air, they are the same. Genesis in the Bible makes it abundantly clear that we are different from the animals.

 

[Grumblenuts]

Your question does not answer why my question is proof of a stupid question. Thus, your question could be considered stupid. That said, I didn't argue that there is an alternative.

Excellent example of dissembling instead of addressing a question straightforwardly.

(..while asking others to answer simply "Yes" or "No")