It was a hell of a lot more than 2...
Then name them.
If you're not lying again, it should be easy for you.
If you are lying Stalinist cult apparatchik, you'll scream and run now, like you always do when we spank your whimpering fascist ass.
You can run now. You know you will. After all, your side always runs when challenged. It's one of the three things that define you, your rank cowardice.
The other two, if anyone is wondering, are stupidity and dishonesty. And butthurt.
Let me rephrase that. The four things that define you are cowardice, stupidity, dishonesty, and butthurt. And paranoia.
Let me rephrase that. The five things that define you are cowardice, stupidity, dishonesty, butthurt, paranoia, and a ruthless devotion to your Stalinist cult.
Let me rephrase that. Among the many things that define you ...