Appeasing the USMB Music Gods

[Coyote]

Yup...sometimes appeasement is in order.

Eve and I were discussing the vital importance of music to USMB musical junkies ... um members.

We recognize that the Gods seem to be avoiding the normal routes of talking burning bushes and amazing miraculous infants and turning mundane things into an alcoholic beverages...perhaps this is a test. But in the musical scheme of things, we recognize that they have chosen to speak to us through their musical Messiahs Meister, BGG, JB and High Priestess Pixie. As hard core musical junkies...we want to keep the musical manna flowing...naturally....but how?

Sacrifice - every God worth his or her nuts demands it of his or her minions.

So, Eve and I have put together a basket of sacrifices.


First, a sacrificial virgin - unisex - should please everyone. Virgins are hard to come by, found this one in a church rummage sale - cute little critter eh?

Eve, perhaps you could unveil the next sacrifice before the virgin gets away?

 

[Xenophon]

They aern't hard to come by, I'd venture that 80% of the MSNBC crowd fills the bill.

 

[JBeukema]

Yup...sometimes appeasement is in order.

Eve and I were discussing the vital importance of music to USMB musical junkies ... um members.

We recognize that the Gods seem to be avoiding the normal routes of talking burning bushes and amazing miraculous infants and turning mundane things into an alcoholic beverages...perhaps this is a test. But in the musical scheme of things, we recognize that they have chosen to speak to us through their musical Messiahs Meister, BGG, JB and High Priestess Pixie

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7SFcB0vOhQ]YouTube - Laibach - God is God[/ame]




God is God


Laibach



You shall see Hell clear in the sky
You shall see darkness
You shall see good and evil
You shall see city walls crumble and towers fall

God is God
God is God
God

You shall see the Lord of Life and Death
You shall see Heaven in Hell
You shall be blinded by light
You shall see darkness

God is God
God is God
God

You shall see the walls crumble
Walls built of pain
And above the cries of man
Hear one voice saying:

I am Alpha and Omega
The begining and the end
I am the first and
I am the last

God is God
God is God
God

You shall see Hell
You shall see evil
You shall see darkness
You shall see sorrow
You shall see Death
You shall see God


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[JBeukema]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCRTPCsEEeU]YouTube - Vision Divine - God is Dead[/ame]

 

[JBeukema]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3njLjo9qBZo]YouTube - Lonely Forest @ The Crocodile Cafe: God is Dead[/ame]

 

[Coyote]

They aern't hard to come by, I'd venture that 80% of the MSNBC crowd fills the bill.

shoot...there goes another keyboard

 

[Coyote]

You shall see Hell
You shall see evil
You shall see darkness
You shall see sorrow
You shall see Death
You shall see God


[/CENTER]

I take it that's a "no" to virgins....?


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XiyGZTvC9I]YouTube - The Lord of The Dance - Tommy Makem [6/8][/ame]

I danced in the morning when the world was young
I danced in the moon and the stars and the sun
I came down from heaven and I danced on the earth
At Bethlehem I had my birth

Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he

I danced for the scribes and the Pharisees
They wouldn't dance, they wouldn't follow me
I danced for the fishermen James and John
They came with me so the dance went on

Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he

I danced on the Sabbath and I cured the lame
The holy people said it was a shame
They ripped, they stripped, they hung me high
Left me there on the cross to die

Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he

I danced on a Friday when the world turned black
It's hard to dance with the devil on your back
They buried my body, they thought I was gone
But I am the dance, and the dance goes on

Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he

They cut me down and I leapt up high
I am the life that will never, never die
I'll live in you if you'll live in me
I am the Lord of the dance, said he

Dance, dance, wherever you may be
I am the lord of the dance, said he
And I lead you all, wherever you may be
And I lead you all in the dance, said he

 

[JBeukema]

Virgins are no fun. I prefer gals who know what they're doin'

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1DlvWm_4_k&feature=related]YouTube - Porcelain and the Tramps - Redlight District[/ame]

 

[JBeukema]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7nisQ7SaeQ]YouTube - Porcelain And The Tramps Fuck Like A Star[/ame]

 

[JBeukema]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Mt60nwkCE]YouTube - Kiss - Let's Put The X In Sex[/ame]

 

[Coyote]

Sounds like you need some...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4]YouTube - Queen Fat Bottom Girls[/ame]

 

[JBeukema]

Sounds like you need some...

YouTube - Queen Fat Bottom Girls

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q4vLQHveQc]YouTube - Kiss-Spit[/ame]

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

I didn't see a good version of this on the tube.

Robert Plant - In the mood

I am always in the "mood."
==============================

I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood
I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood
I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood for a melody
I'm in the mood

I can make you dance - I can make you sing
I can make you dance - I can make you sing
If you want me to
I can make you dance - I can make you sing
I can make you dance - I can make you sing
If you want me to
I can make you dance - I can make you sing
I can make you dance - I can make you sing
If you want me to

Any little song that you want to sing
Little songs that you want to sing
Any song will do
Any little song that you want to sing
Little songs that you want to sing
It's up to you
Little songs that you want to sing
A little song that you want to sing
You're blue

I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood, I'm in the mood

I can write it on the door - I can put it on the floor
I can do anything that you want me for
If you want me to
I can do it right - I can do it wrong
'Cause a matter of fact it'll turn out to be strong
If you want me to

 

[Coyote]

Sounds like you need some...

YouTube - Queen Fat Bottom Girls

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q4vLQHveQc]YouTube - Kiss-Spit[/ame]

Looking for some...dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4]YouTube - Queen Fat Bottom Girls[/ame]

 

[JBeukema]

Looking for some...dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

Wrong band... I'm not big on AC/DC
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[Said1]

Diggity damn! I thought someone snared Little Jack for, moi!

 

[Coyote]

Looking for some...dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

Wrong band... I'm not big on AC/DC
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Oops pasted in the wrong video

 

[JBeukema]

Diggity damn! I thought someone snared Little Jack for, moi!

Which jack are we talking about?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boEypavY46w]YouTube - SONIC SYNDICATE - Jack Of Diamonds[/ame]

 

[Said1]

There is only one Jack. Jack White.

 

[JBeukema]

There is only one Jack. Jack White.

Fuck that. The only Jacking we're doing is off Jill...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn3B-mHNOs]YouTube - Jack off Jill- Nazi Halo[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWry18jpVqE]YouTube - Jack Off Jill-American Made(tweaker mix)[/ame]
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