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Diablo Valley College
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Was going to attend, but on my way thru the Philosophy department I was attacked by Eric Michael Clanton with a bike lock for using critical thinking. Apparently, critical thinking and freedom of speech are both against Diablo Valley's code of ethics.
I was informed by Comrade Clanton that I was unworthy of the formal indoctrination that a fine establishment like Diablo would give me. I was too unpliable...then...then he...OMG...he said he would beat a little sense into me. Then he "triggered" my no-no section while his students applauded at his example.
In all seriousness, any school that employs a ***** like Clanton isn't worth attending. Think for yourselves and stay debt free. Or atleast go to a Mans' college...you know, where they allow you to have balls? #freedom #freespeech #Hewillnotdivideus #Trump
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Alex Andrews reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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I was inquiring about the teaching position in your Philosophy department you'll ~hopefully~ have come open very soon, and I would like to declare my interest in filling that position. I don't have any teaching experience pre se, but seeing that your philosophy professors don't actually practice 'deep thought' and 'open mindedness', I don't see how that's a problem. Also, I've been working for United Airlines for the past 8 years... So I believe I'd be a perfect fit for your institution.
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Andie Basse Ok you win the internet for the day
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Carrie Hillebrecht Ha Ha.....
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Mark Slavsky reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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You should rethink your policy of hiring cowardly homicidal maniacs as it can be bad for your bottom line. My job is to see that you are shut down... permanently. Parents, stay away for this cesspool of hate. This asshat "professor" ordered 14 bike locks to be shipped "overnight" for his latest rampage. I suppose he just couldn't wait to attack and kill someone with a different opinion!! And that poses the question, where are the other 13 "assault locks" ordered by this pathetic asshole? Did he pass them out to his other DVC colleagues so they could suppress free speech too?
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Sandy Johnson reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Wow! I've heard of "beating some sense" into people, but really DVC? Not only is Clanton a terrorist, your school is an institute for terrorists training! Your professors bully those that don't agree with their views, and the grades given out reflect it. You need to shut down this evil place you call an institute of higher learning. I call it a communist institution.
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Mark Slavsky SHUT them down!!!
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Loc Nguyen We are concern about Diablo college employees attacking people. Is it true that Eric Clanton is engaging in this kind of activity??
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Lee William Zeis Yes, Loc Nguyen, he is confirmed to have assaulted a man with a bike lock. Please let the school know.
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Ryan Thompson Im afraid to attend presentations at this college. I get triggered every time I see a bike lock now. There are way too many bike locks at this college
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Ryan Thompson reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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I was interested in the curriculum of this college, until I visited Berkeley and encountered ethics professor Eric Clanton. Mr. Clanton says that if he disagrees with my questions in class, that he will hit me with a bike lock. I saw him do it in Berkeley during a riot that he started with his antifa friends. I am now afraid of how cirriculum is taught at Diablo. I also noticed after doing a bit of anthropology courses, that the meaning of the word Diablo is: Diablo [diˈaβlo] is a Spanish word meaning "Devil".
This college seems to employ devils, and therefore I could not possibly attend this insane school of psychos
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Ben Carrillo reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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A school that would employ someone to teach in their philosophy department who responds to a differing opinion by committing Aggravated Assault and then running away like a little coward, hoping that his bandana-mask would hide his identity so that he can repeat his crime, has two choices:
1. Strongly condemn him, his felonious actions and the terrorist organization
that he is affiliated with.
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Mark Slavsky I say he needs PRISON as well as his employers!!
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Mike Seaman reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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I sincerely hope you have taken appropriate action in regards to your douche professor Eric Clanton. I also hope you find competent people to screen and hire future staff especially staff that work directly with students. What blind fools all the DVC admin must be.
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GP Hayes They probably promoted him
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J Micah Wright reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Professor Eric Clanton is an unhinged Marxist thug who attempted to murder multiple people that hold different political views than him. At a protest in Berkeley, CA. Professor Clanton used a heavy steel bike lock to bash the head of individuals attending a rally in support of Freedom of Speech. It is time for Clanton to witness, firsthand, the authoritarian power of the California penal system.
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Dave Likely reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Plato's Cratylus left me curious as to the words that I used, and Jean Paul Satre's Erostratus opened my eyes to the motivation behind evil acts, but Diablo Valley College has left me completely stunned as to why they would employ a violent thug like Eric Clanton as a Professor. As Nietzsche would probably put it, he's left you sleep walking among the ruins of your own making, however fear not - for your existential nightmare will probably end once you cut all ties with this absolute loser and he recieves his rightful judgement.
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Jim Henderson reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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My rating for Diablo Valley College may change, depending on the outcome of any investigation and undertakes regarding allegations that Eric Clinton, a philosophy instructor, brutally attacked a Trump supporter her with a bike lock during last weekend's protest.
Until that investigation is undertaken and completed, if you must attend Diablo, be sure to stay away from the crazy philosophy professor.
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Robert Jessen reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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I can't believe you employ someone who teaches philosophy but is so shaken by the opinions of others that he resorts to using a bike lock to commit a felony. I would be ashamed to be an employee, student, or alumni of such an institution.
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Cliff Munson reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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I think this is a "college" that employs thugs and really doesn't care. Diablo Valley College ethics professor struck a young man in the head with a bicycle lock injuring him severely, and ran like coward he is. DVC should be ashamed to employ a domestic terrorist.
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Harry Reid reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Diablo Valley is a unsafe place to attend. Please avoid this place, before it is shut down by the government. Stay away!
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Richard Guenther reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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You might want practice a little more care in the profs you hire in the future. It's bad for your PR. Say hi to Eric Clanton for me.
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JT VonPähl reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Looks like a decent place, but then I found out that Diablo Valley College hires faculty who assaults people with Bike U-locks like Erick Clanton *allegedly* of the Philosophy department. Needless to say this college reflects poorly on the community
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Adam Miller reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Does not screen professors properly. If you go here, the professors may try to kill you for having a different opinion. One has already attempted to kill several people on video.
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Jerry Leatherman reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Philosophy professors are complete garbage, and incapable of critical thinking, or forming their own ideas, or allowing other to come to their own conclusions.
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Ches Misso reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Fox news gets rid of their most popular host for saying inappropriate words; this school can't get rid of one professor that hit somebody in the head with a padlock???
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Jeff Wilson reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Eric Clanton teaches anarchist tactics in his ethics class and then assaults innocent citizens with a deadly weapon. What is it about your school that tacitly approves of this behavior? Are your other faculty members so lawlessly inclined?
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Mark Slavsky They are complicit!!!!!
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Sandy Lynn reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Disgusting School....******* Liberals and a college professor beating up someone at a peaceful rally? Piece of shit...! This is NOT what an education is about. You really ought to fire his ass...and hes a dirty ass coward to boot..
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Charles Ainsworth reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Apparently, a professor from this university was caught on video recently violently assaulting unarmed free speech demonstrators at nearby Berkeley. I haven't seen any announcement from the university that they are investigating the matter, so I'm left to assume that the administration condones violent behavior against people exercising their free speech rights. Disgraceful.
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Shawn Brooks reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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A place that teaches it's ok to have staff that assaults Americans with deadly weapons like bike locks. Hope you do the right thing a fire The scumbag coward.
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Mark Wolf reviewed Diablo Valley College — 1 star
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Was on my way to class when i suddenly became aware of a masked man screeching autisticly and dual wielding bike locks. Upon turning to face the autist i was duly cracked across the skull by a person i recognised to be teacher eric clanton.
Police are investigating.
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