Another knifeman screaming 'Allah Akbar' - this time in Dutch town

[Tilly]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

 

[Moonglow]

Try a bow saw, if you like non-motorized tools, eh...

 

[Tilly]

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Yes, please don't drop the chainsaw on the dogs

We have squirrels and opossums. I was cutting tree last year and one of my dogs saw something and ran within an inch of the spinning blade. Scared the crap out of me.

OMG.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

 

[Mindful]

One has only to walk around the household dept. of a department store, to see his easy it is to obtain a weapon of choice.

I like the sword mops myself....I can stab anyone that walks on the wet floor...

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

 

[Moonglow]

One has only to walk around the household dept. of a department store, to see his easy it is to obtain a weapon of choice.

I like the sword mops myself....I can stab anyone that walks on the wet floor...

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

 

[Tilly]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

I've had two electric 'chainsaws' (I think that's what they were called) but my other half sawed through the electrical cables of both! So, I know have a cordless one, but it's hopeless, only good for the box hedges. I think I might get a proper saw.

 

[Mindful]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

You can buy those in Aldi these days. Lined up next to bras, knickers and wedged sandals.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

I've had two electric 'chainsaws' (I think that's what they were called) but my other half sawed through the electrical cables of both! So, I know have a cordless one, but it's hopeless, only good for the box hedges. I think I might get a proper saw.

Just keep Mr. Tilly away from, I think pretty much anything

What is a proper saw?

 

[Mindful]

One has only to walk around the household dept. of a department store, to see his easy it is to obtain a weapon of choice.

I like the sword mops myself....I can stab anyone that walks on the wet floor...

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

 

[Moonglow]

I like the sword mops myself....I can stab anyone that walks on the wet floor...

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

I gotz two pigs in a poke, you can have one...(Hillbilly Latin)

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

You can buy those in Aldi these days. Lined up next to bras, knickers and wedged sandals.

Also you can buy machete's and meat cleaver's at Lidl and BILLA.

 

[Tilly]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

I've had two electric 'chainsaws' (I think that's what they were called) but my other half sawed through the electrical cables of both! So, I know have a cordless one, but it's hopeless, only good for the box hedges. I think I might get a proper saw.

Just keep Mr. Tilly away from, I think pretty much anything

What is a proper saw?

He's not very practical a sort of tree saw, Moonglow mentioned it. I think it's curved.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I like the sword mops myself....I can stab anyone that walks on the wet floor...

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

Is this nearly a "get a room" moment?

 

[Mindful]

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

I gotz two pigs in a poke, you can have one...(Hillbilly Latin)

Don't think so.

 

[Moonglow]

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

I gotz two pigs in a poke, you can have one...(Hillbilly Latin)

Don't think so.

You must have all your teeth........

 

[Mindful]

So, here you are again.

You certainly get around, don't you?

Which reminds me, I must get a Yankee Candke tomorrow, from that store.

Be sure to pay for it.....this time...

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

Is this nearly a "get a room" moment?

I don't know where he's been.

 

[Mindful]

You'll have to try harder than that.

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

I gotz two pigs in a poke, you can have one...(Hillbilly Latin)

Don't think so.

You must have all your teeth........

You think I want to bite you?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I bought an axe a few weeks ago






























I have a tree that really needs reigning in . The axe was supposed to be excellent for lopping off thick branches. It is useless though. Maybe I need a machete? Can't see how that would be better though.

Okay, get a machete and also a chainsaw.

I've had two electric 'chainsaws' (I think that's what they were called) but my other half sawed through the electrical cables of both! So, I know have a cordless one, but it's hopeless, only good for the box hedges. I think I might get a proper saw.

Just keep Mr. Tilly away from, I think pretty much anything

What is a proper saw?

He's not very practical a sort of tree saw, Moonglow mentioned it. I think it's curved.

Moonglow mentioned a bow saw, is that it? I don't know if it's curved, I've never heard of a bow saw before.

I've heard of chainsaws and see-saws.

 

[Moonglow]

Is it a date if I do?

If you can afford me.

I gotz two pigs in a poke, you can have one...(Hillbilly Latin)

Don't think so.

You must have all your teeth........

You think I want to bite you?

You can bite...After several wives I have no feeling(s) left.......