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Remember the one about how shaking hands with a foreigner would make your penis disappear?
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/12685.html
Well apparently such penis snatching is an African-wide phenomena:
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9701/18/briefs/ghana.penis.html
The army was last seen erecting a defence against the cocksuckers!
So-called penis snatching reports are not uncommon in West Africa, where purported victims often blame penis shrinkage on handshakes with sorcerers. Residents recall a similar scare in Accra in the early 1980s.
In one of the wierdest stories to bobbitize to the top, a bustless woman athelete in Zimbabwe is busted, and lays this cock and bull story on the world for us to take it or leave it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm
Okay, she could very well be a hermaphrodite, and I know women who can make my pocket weasel 'shrink' and 'grow back', but if people in Africa, even the police, court, and atheletic organizations actually buy into this wormhole theory of the dimension door penis, then they are lacking some serious common sense.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/12685.html
Well apparently such penis snatching is an African-wide phenomena:
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9701/18/briefs/ghana.penis.html
7 killed in Ghana over 'penis-snatching' episodes
ACCRA, Ghana (CNN) -- Seven sorcerers who were accused of grabbing penises were beaten to death by angry mobs in the Ghana capital of Accra, police said. The capital is so chaotic the army may have to be called in to restore order.
According to police, two men were lynched Thursday and by Friday the death toll had risen to seven. Victims allege that the sorcerers touched them to make their genitals shrink or, in some cases, disappear to extort cash for the promise of a cure.
Inspector General of Police Peter Nanfuri told state television he was prepared to call in the army.
The army was last seen erecting a defence against the cocksuckers!
So-called penis snatching reports are not uncommon in West Africa, where purported victims often blame penis shrinkage on handshakes with sorcerers. Residents recall a similar scare in Accra in the early 1980s.
In one of the wierdest stories to bobbitize to the top, a bustless woman athelete in Zimbabwe is busted, and lays this cock and bull story on the world for us to take it or leave it:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm
Zimbabwe female athlete 'was man'
Ms Sithole may be asked to compete in men's events in future
One of Zimbabwe's leading junior athletes, who has won several gold medals in women's events, is really a man, police say.
Samukeliso Sithole, 17, has been charged with impersonation.
At her court appearance, she insisted that she was a woman, despite a doctor's report to the contrary.
Ms Sithole said she was born with both male and female sexual organs and a traditional healer had made the penis disappear but it had since regrown.
She told the court that the penis had returned because the healer had not been fully paid for his services.
She said that she had already arranged to pay the healer on 3 March, the day her trial is set to start, and so she expected her penis to disappear once more, according to the state-run Herald newspaper.
Multi-talented
The state prosecutor said he wasn't sure whether to keep Ms Sithole in men's or women's remand cells.
The BBC's Steve Vickers in Harare says that there has been a great deal of interest in the case with radio phone-ins full of speculation.
One caller said that Ms Sithole had won gold medals for Zimbabwe and so should not be punished.
The case came to light when somebody told one of Ms Sithole's friends and fellow athletes, Melita Mudondiro, that she was really a man.
Ms Mudondiro had undressed in front of Ms Sithole in the belief that she was a woman and lodged a formal complaint to the police.
The multi-talented athlete has competed in regional tournaments in triple jump, javelin and shot-putt, winning several gold medals.
The National Athletics Association of Zimbabwe is yet to comment on the matter.
Okay, she could very well be a hermaphrodite, and I know women who can make my pocket weasel 'shrink' and 'grow back', but if people in Africa, even the police, court, and atheletic organizations actually buy into this wormhole theory of the dimension door penis, then they are lacking some serious common sense.
