random3434
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- Jun 29, 2008
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices
an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time
he had ever been unfaithful to his wife; and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery !?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, you asshole, I'm your son's teacher'!
an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because
he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time
he had ever been unfaithful to his wife; and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I made love to on the pool table,
with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery !?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, you asshole, I'm your son's teacher'!
