am i doomed to hell?

[ding]

Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

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Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

 

[sealybobo]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

No

If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?

What did he expect me to do?

You tell me. We are all without excuse so if I were you I wouldn’t try making one.

You’re starting to scare me. Lol

Is this how to prey for new members? Look for the weak minded and guilty talking about excuses. Excuses for what? Why are you such a sick ****? Sinner.

 

[ding]

If we were smart we all would.

But you are not so you don't..

That explains everything..

There’s nothing special about me. I never claimed there was.

 

[hobelim]

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No, I check in with my self the other day and asked, Are you enjoying life and so I turned to myself and said yes, haven't you been paying attention?

Do you know why children do as their parents do and not what their parents say?

Yes, of course,. Thats why I have amazing children.

 

[ding]

Some of you know, i am a fairly close descendent of an ashkenazi jew. Only jew i know of in my family, so she slept out of her bloodline. Musta been a whore.. or she got raped by god like Mary..
anyways...
The ashkenazi tribe was the majority of rome when jesus died. So, i believe my ancestors killed jesus.
Since we all know the illogical mentality of the abrahamic god, am i doomed for the sins of my ancestors? We all know how god feels about that shit...
Should i be scared for my soul?

No

If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?

What did he expect me to do?

You tell me. We are all without excuse so if I were you I wouldn’t try making one.

You’re starting to scare me. Lol

Is this how to pray for new members? Look for the weak minded and guilty talking about excuses. Excuses for what? Why are you such a sick ****? Sinner.

Why would I pray for you? You don’t need it, right?

You have an external locus of control. It’s pretty obvious.

 

[sealybobo]

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

Nonsense. I was loved by two great parents who raised me right. I watched one die. Took care of her for 5 years. I helped raise my nephews who love me.

And yes, I’m financially secure. Yes this is what life is all about. What else is there?

Hint. Your answer is wrong. There’s nothing more. Get over it.

I didn’t suffer one bit before I was born. That’s what it’ll be like when I die.

 

[ding]

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No, I check in with my self the other day and asked, Are you enjoying life and so I turned to myself and said yes, haven't you been paying attention?

Do you know why children do as their parents do and not what their parents say?

Yes, of course,. Thats why I have amazing children.

They do as their parents do and not as they say because they know that what their parents do is what they really believe.

So you can say you enjoy life but your actions belie your words. It’s obvious.

 

[hobelim]

If we were smart we all would.

But you are not so you don't..

That explains everything..

There’s nothing special about me. I never claimed there was.

Oh come on now, don't be shy.

You said that God, the creator of the universe, created the entire universe so that he could experience this material world through you.

Thats pretty darn special.

Please take a bow..

 

[sealybobo]

No

If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?

What did he expect me to do?

You tell me. We are all without excuse so if I were you I wouldn’t try making one.

You’re starting to scare me. Lol

Is this how to pray for new members? Look for the weak minded and guilty talking about excuses. Excuses for what? Why are you such a sick ****? Sinner.

Why would I pray for you? You don’t need it, right?

You have an external locus of control. It’s pretty obvious.

Shit I meant prey

 

[ding]

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

Nonsense. I was loved by two great parents who raised me right. I watched one die. Took care of her for 5 years. I helped raise my nephews who love me.

And yes, I’m financially secure. Yes this is what life is all about. What else is there?

Hint. Your answer is wrong. There’s nothing more. Get over it.

I didn’t suffer one bit before I was born. That’s what it’ll be like when I die.

Who are you trying to convince. All I told you was to not make excuses when the time comes.

 

[sealybobo]

Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Lots of us out there.

 

[ding]

If we were smart we all would.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be in the presence of infinite power and intelligence and try to explain what you did with your life?

What did he expect me to do?

You tell me. We are all without excuse so if I were you I wouldn’t try making one.

You’re starting to scare me. Lol

Is this how to pray for new members? Look for the weak minded and guilty talking about excuses. Excuses for what? Why are you such a sick ****? Sinner.

Why would I pray for you? You don’t need it, right?

You have an external locus of control. It’s pretty obvious.

Shit I meant prey

It never ceases to amaze me how so many people can accuse others of what they do.

 

[ding]

Maybe he doesn’t like evangelizing Jews.

Shhh! I am a secret Jew.


More across hence indefatigably therefore moth a cantankerous contemptibly a unspeakably some less gawked smirked fish up a decently mongoose less...

Forward this to headquarters..

Ω

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Lots of us out there.

Yes, and they all were made for more.

 

[sealybobo]

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

Nonsense. I was loved by two great parents who raised me right. I watched one die. Took care of her for 5 years. I helped raise my nephews who love me.

And yes, I’m financially secure. Yes this is what life is all about. What else is there?

Hint. Your answer is wrong. There’s nothing more. Get over it.

I didn’t suffer one bit before I was born. That’s what it’ll be like when I die.

Who are you trying to convince. All I told you was to not make excuses when the time comes.

I’m already convinced.

Excuses for what? Not believing you?

 

[ding]

If we were smart we all would.

But you are not so you don't..

That explains everything..

There’s nothing special about me. I never claimed there was.

Oh come on now, don't be shy.

You said that God, the creator of the universe, created the entire universe so that he could experience this material world through you.

Thats pretty darn special.

Please take a bow..

Yes, I did say that God experiences the material world through us but that doesn’t make us special in any way. We aren’t.

 

[ding]

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

Nonsense. I was loved by two great parents who raised me right. I watched one die. Took care of her for 5 years. I helped raise my nephews who love me.

And yes, I’m financially secure. Yes this is what life is all about. What else is there?

Hint. Your answer is wrong. There’s nothing more. Get over it.

I didn’t suffer one bit before I was born. That’s what it’ll be like when I die.

Who are you trying to convince. All I told you was to not make excuses when the time comes.

I’m already convinced.

Excuses for what? Not believing you?

For your behaviors.

 

[ding]

Most Jews are secular humanists.

Secular humanists? lol...They actually avoid religion and enjoy being human?

Those bastards!

You only think you enjoy life.

No I really enjoy my life.

Good family, hot girlfriend, great job, toys, property, friends.

High speed internet. Cable tv. Porn.

What you think is important isn’t and what you think isn’t important is.

Nonsense. I was loved by two great parents who raised me right. I watched one die. Took care of her for 5 years. I helped raise my nephews who love me.

And yes, I’m financially secure. Yes this is what life is all about. What else is there?

Hint. Your answer is wrong. There’s nothing more. Get over it.

I didn’t suffer one bit before I was born. That’s what it’ll be like when I die.

I believe you are suffering now and that’s why you are here. It’s like you inherently know something is missing, which it is.

 

[ding]

This is really common sense. Let’s say someone gave you a valuable gift and you pissed it away. Do you think they will want to hear a bunch of bullshit excuses of how it wasn’t your fault? Or would they rather you owned it?

 

[ding]

Trust me. It’s better to not make excuses when the time comes.

 

[Synthaholic]

Should i be scared for my soul?

Yes, but due to the hateful person you are now, not because of 2000 year old fairy tales.