You do give advice like a high-school cheerleader ... couldn't help myself from pointing out the obvious immaturity and constant obsession with the 'self' that I've seen in your innumerable posts before. Giving bones the word-by-word ... who do you think you are?

You're neither that smart, nor funny to be so full of yourself...
Now look how you contradict yourself, a hallmark of your gradeschool level of ability. The "who do you think you are?" would be the entre that each of us uses when posting a response in a thread. As you did. Or should my reponse be the juvenile "who do you think you are?"
So, I'm high school, but you're grade school...seems pretty much in the right order.
Now for the good news: "I've seen in your innumerable posts before..." means that you know who to study for self improvement.
And to give you some of the help you so earnestly need, note that each and every post shows, at the top right, the number of posts each of us has submitted.
Thus, "innumerable " is clearly an inappropriate term.
So let's review:
1. You require a dictionary.
2. I suggest a thesaurus (look it up in the dictionary)
3. Improve your posts by asking yourself "have I made clear what I am trying to say?"
4.Be more substantive and less vitriolic.
5. Avoid cliches.
And, watch who you're messing with.