Al Gore: 'Polar Bears Aren't Going To Die After All.'

[daveman]

DO NOT MOCK THE GORACLE.

 

[gipper]

Has any 'professional' politician? Being a moron seems to be the key qualification.

Agreed but Al has made some pretty lofty predictions not commonly done by other politicians.

 

[sealybobo]

'You know how I told you a decade + ago polar ice caps were melting, coastal cities would be under water by now, and polar bears would all be dead by now.....Yeah, forget all that. It ain't happenin'.'

File this one under 'No Shit'.

Call Al Gore! The Polar Bears Aren’t Going To Die After All

A genetically distinct and functionally isolated group of polar bears were discovered in Southeast Greenland that do not depend on sea ice to survive.

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I heard they have put huge giant floating platforms in the oceans. Wherever polar bears swim. Maybe one every 5 miles. Enough of them that the bears can rest. Wouldn’t that be cool if we figured out a solution to them drowning because the ice is gone?

 

[Missouri_Mike]

I heard they have put huge giant floating platforms in the oceans. Wherever polar bears swim. Maybe one every 5 miles. Enough of them that the bears can rest. Wouldn’t that be cool if we figured out a solution to them drowning because the ice is gone?

Maybe those are retarded polar bears. Don’t swim five ******* miles into the ocean.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

I heard they have put huge giant floating platforms in the oceans. Wherever polar bears swim. Maybe one every 5 miles. Enough of them that the bears can rest. Wouldn’t that be cool if we figured out a solution to them drowning because the ice is gone?

Wouldn't it be cool if they just adapted and if they can't, they just disappear.

 

[sealybobo]

Maybe those are retarded polar bears. Don’t swim five ******* miles into the ocean.

They need to get to the land where hey hibernate or fish. They used to cross on he ice.

I’m just saying. Even if you don’t think the unusual warming is our fault. As a conservationist I want to protect the polar bear. If this helps great.

It’s like how we build tunnels for bear to go under freeways not cross the road.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Wouldn't it be cool if they just adapted and if they can't, they just disappear.

Natural selection? Like the dumb ones that swim five miles out in the ocean just die? Wish we had that for democrats.

 

[sealybobo]

Natural selection? Like the dumb ones that swim five miles out in the ocean just die? Wish we had that for democrats.

Don’t worry a lot of us will die in the upcoming war but so will a lot of you

 

[Missouri_Mike]

They need to get to the land where hey hibernate or fish. They used to cross on he ice.

I’m just saying. Even if you don’t think the unusual warming is our fault. As a conservationist I want to protect the polar bear. If this helps great.

It’s like how we build tunnels for bear to go under freeways not cross the road.

Well stop ******* doing that.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

Don’t worry a lot of us will die in the upcoming war but so will a lot of you

More of you, that’s how socialism is. I like my odds.

 

[westwall]

I heard they have put huge giant floating platforms in the oceans. Wherever polar bears swim. Maybe one every 5 miles. Enough of them that the bears can rest. Wouldn’t that be cool if we figured out a solution to them drowning because the ice is gone?

Polar bears are classified the same as seals and walrus. They don't need platforms you ignorant clod. The AVERAGE swim distance for polar bears is 90 miles. The longest on record is 130 miles.

They like swimming.

 

[westwall]

Don’t worry a lot of us will die in the upcoming war but so will a lot of you

Waaaaay more of you, cupcake. You're stupid, and lazy. That's not conducive to survival in a war zone.

 

[westwall]

More of you, that’s how socialism is. I like my odds.

Yeah, dumbass socialists haven't figured out that their masters WANT them to die.

 

[Missouri_Mike]

I spent Christmas week with 65-70 degree days. I’m not pissed off about global warming at all.

 

[LordBrownTrout]

Natural selection? Like the dumb ones that swim five miles out in the ocean just die? Wish we had that for democrats.

I don't believe evolution is scientific. There are no transition matches in the rock strat record. I've worked in circles with the govt and private and watched academia laugh at glowarm as they write up their grants praising glowarm as the truth. However, these liberal loons don't even practice what they preach. They say we're all animals and they're all about natural selection, survival of the fittest, blah blah blah, and then they want to save the poor little bear because he couldnt adapt. What hypocrites.

 

[Mr. Friscus]

'You know how I told you a decade + ago polar ice caps were melting, coastal cities would be under water by now, and polar bears would all be dead by now.....Yeah, forget all that. It ain't happenin'.'

File this one under 'No Shit'.

Call Al Gore! The Polar Bears Aren’t Going To Die After All

A genetically distinct and functionally isolated group of polar bears were discovered in Southeast Greenland that do not depend on sea ice to survive.

dailycaller.com

If only he, and all the democrat politicans and activists, could now take back all the condemnation they gave out for the past 30 years... utilizing claims of things that we know wouldn't happen. What about all that anger, shame, and vitriol Al? We knew it then, but as usual, Democrats are late to the party.. just like they were with COVID.

 

[DonGlock26]

'You know how I told you a decade + ago polar ice caps were melting, coastal cities would be under water by now, and polar bears would all be dead by now.....Yeah, forget all that. It ain't happenin'.'

File this one under 'No Shit'.

Call Al Gore! The Polar Bears Aren’t Going To Die After All

A genetically distinct and functionally isolated group of polar bears were discovered in Southeast Greenland that do not depend on sea ice to survive.

dailycaller.com

Will Al Gore give the money back?

 

[toobfreak]

I heard they have put huge giant floating platforms in the oceans. Wherever polar bears swim. Maybe one every 5 miles. Enough of them that the bears can rest. Wouldn’t that be cool if we figured out a solution to them drowning because the ice is gone?

Sounds like we just need genetically-altered polar bears who are much better swimmers.

 

[sealybobo]

More of you, that’s how socialism is. I like my odds.

Not me. I'm a cockaroach. And you're not Al.

 

[Etymology gaslight]

'You know how I told you a decade + ago polar ice caps were melting, coastal cities would be under water by now, and polar bears would all be dead by now.....Yeah, forget all that. It ain't happenin'.'

File this one under 'No Shit'.

Call Al Gore! The Polar Bears Aren’t Going To Die After All

A genetically distinct and functionally isolated group of polar bears were discovered in Southeast Greenland that do not depend on sea ice to survive.

dailycaller.com

That son of a ***** gore saved the animated frog. and let that sad poler bearswim to his death.
The good news is that there will still be polar bears way after al gore croaks (so to speak).

I will never fivive him for that.