dilloduck
Diamond Member
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest
of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the
pub
for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast
of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
beside me wife."
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
of
me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the
pub
for the best toast of the night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast
of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your
toast?"
>
> John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
church
beside me wife."
> "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner.
> The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
> She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You
know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
>
