Add your own Verse! To the Victims of this Tragedy we send our Thoughts and Prayers (Roy Zimmerman)

[emilynghiem]

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(To the Victims of this Tragedy) We Send our Thoughts and Prayers
Roy Zimmerman Roy Zimmerman - Funny Songs About Ignorance War and Greed

We targeted your district, and we called you out by name.
We took positions 'round your door. We shouted: Ready, aim!
We publicized a picture - of your seat behind crosshairs.
To the victims of this tragedy, we send our thoughts and prayers!

Aim high - we said - shoot straight - we said. Go for the kill, we shout.
We've got the enemy in our sights. We said, Let's take them out!
We want you armed and dangerous, our candidate declares.
To the victims of this tragedy, we send our thoughts and prayers!

Now listen, I'm professin'
To teach a civics lesson
With this here Smith & Wesson.
Now let us pray for peace...

Yes, this is war, we semi-automatically repeat.
And so my friends, we load and don't retreat. But do we tweet!
We vomit violent rhetoric, like drunken legionnaires.
To the victims of this tragedy, we send our thoughts and prayers!

I want that Second Amendment remedy,
And so I'm votin' for Yosemite Sam!
Yes I am, Yes I am, Yes I am!

We can't be held responsible for every lunatic,
Who hears us yelling, kill-kill-kill, and then does something sick!
It's rabid heavy metal, yeah, the blame is squarely theirs.
To the victims of this tragedy, go all our thoughts and prayers!

The Tree of Liberty is watered with a tyrant's blood.
Yeah, so said Thomas Jefferson. Or was it Elmer Fudd?
["The Twee of Wiberty is watered with a tywant's bwood."]
For bloody inresurrection, a true patriot prepares!
To the victims of that tragedy, we'll send our thoughts and prayers.

Let's pass Conceal and Carry,
So Curly, Moe and Larry
Can act like Dirty Harry!
Now let us pray for peace...

Next time a crazy loner shoots some people in the head,
Don't start attacking us, by quoting things he actually said!
This ain't no time for politics, you Commie Liberal, where's
Your decency? Pray for peace and see
That the victims of this tragedy deserve our thoughts and prayers.

By the victims of this tragedy, we mean US!

 

[emilynghiem]

Example:

"We pushed aside the Right to Life, because free choice comes first,
But when we fight for health care rights, we argue the reverse!
How dare you offer health care through free help and charities!
We claim to be pro-choice, while killing civil liberties!"

 

[1stRambo]

Yo,
The rich get richer because of their good fortune,
The poor complain about the rich because of their misfortune!

Why moan and groan about others good fortune?
When the poor should be helping their misfortune,
they should improve their good fortune by getting an education on how to get a good fortune!

"GTP"

 

[TheOldSchool]

I dont give a fizzuck, I done got my shit up
I gotta do it big; that's push-ups, sit-ups
Fuck with Young Money, bitch nigga get hit up
N-Nigga, "fuck" can't even fuck with us
I'm a Eastside nigga, yeah, Eastside, nigga
Where the muthafucking beef gets deep-fried, nigga
Nigga couldn't see me with three eyes, nigga
You’s a bitch: no U-N-I-T-Y, nigga
On the mic I’m like Pac, I'm like B-I, nigga
Whoever don’t agree come and see my nigga
I'll be waiting in my mansion, seaside nigga
Young muthafucking M-O-N-E-Y, NIGGA!!!!!!!!!

 

[Impenitent]

The Tyranny Song

(To the tune of The Christmas Song, Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)

Wingnuts boasting as they conspire
Reacting to a crisis they presuppose
Quoting founders, and lots of gunfire
Wearing tri-cornered hats and archaic clothes

Everybody knows some hyperbole and Jeffersonian prose
Will make the reason seem all right
Obamabots fearing the wrath of Monroe
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that war is on its way
Locked and loaded, patriots will slay
And every gun grabber is gonna cry
When they see the bullets begin to fly

So i'm offering this simple warning
Before they go Red Dawn on you
They'll have no regret or mourning
Over the tyrants that they slew

Although its been said many times many ways
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today
End this tyranny today

 

[occupied]

I wanted to write something good of deep social import
but when I compose verse it often comes up very short.
I start with the best intentions but on myself I play a trick
I try to write of truth but it ends up a filthy limerick.

 

[Impenitent]

I can't get the video to post on usmb. Gimme a link so I can see it.

 

[emilynghiem]

Yo,
The rich get richer because of their good fortune,
The poor complain about the rich because of their misfortune!

Why moan and groan about others good fortune?
When the poor should be helping their misfortune,
they should improve their good fortune by getting an education on how to get a good fortune!

"GTP"
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"We punish wealthy people just for making more than us,
But you're a racist if you call poor people lazy thugs!
We know who pushed the poll tax and Jim Crow laws in the South,
We pass the blame by putting words in other people's mouths!"

 

[Impenitent]

"Money for Nothing"
Dire Straits

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't ' workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a diamond for your little finger
Maybe get stupid donors under your thumb

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

See the smart ass with the comb over and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little smart ass got his own jet airplane
That little smart ass he's a billionaire

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

I shoulda learned to play the con
I shoulda learned to play them marks
Look at that mama, She got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Obamacare and free stuff?
Bangin' on Benghazi like a set of bongos
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's,
Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

 

[emilynghiem]

I wanted to write something good of deep social import
but when I compose verse it often comes up very short.
I start with the best intentions but on myself I play a trick
I try to write of truth but it ends up a filthy limerick.

I'll go with filthy limerick!
Here occupied, can you play with this material:

"Gay marriage is a right the Courts should force you to believe.
But God and Crosses, oh hell no! Take down that Christmas tree!
Since churches don't pay taxes, Christians shouldn't have a voice.
We'll push our weird beliefs on you, and claim that we're pro-choice!"

 

[emilynghiem]

"Money for Nothing"
Dire Straits

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't ' workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a diamond for your little finger
Maybe get stupid donors under your thumb

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

See the smart ass with the comb over and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little smart ass got his own jet airplane
That little smart ass he's a billionaire

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

I shoulda learned to play the con
I shoulda learned to play them marks
Look at that mama, She got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Obamacare and free stuff?
Bangin' on Benghazi like a set of bongos
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's,
Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

Two Redwood Rocks Songs about the 1.6 billion corporate Maxxam Scandal

"Headwaters Hole" (screamed in protest to "Head Like a Hole")
[Yell: Stop Maxxam! Get Hurwitz! Out of the Headwaters Forest!!]

Got money? Honey, I got more than you
Got millions - Can't stop me even if you sue
Not human - I reign under corporate law
Want something? I'll use junk bonds, and buy it all

Just watch me plunder - Pacific Lumber Watch me take all of your redwood trees
From Mother Nature - and the taxpayers Claim it as my private property

Headwaters Hole - is out of control The salmon will die - if Maxxam won't let go
Headwaters Hole - where the Elk River flows The forest can't live - under corporate control

Why can't the redwoods be preserved And show respect for Mother Earth
Majestic trees should be preserved We must protect the whole reserve

Tax money's not wasted on the poor
It grants forest land - to the rich corporate hords
Who axe down the trees - till the taxpayers scream
Then sell 'em right back for more

They'll kill off the forest - Till we pay for it Might as well buy out the company
For two hundred million, in shares that they're selling If we're gonna take back the redwood trees

In Headwaters Hole - from Maxxam's control The salmon will die - if they don't let go
of Headwaters Hole - where the Elk River flows The forest can't live - under corporate control

Why can't the forest be preserved We must protect the whole reserve
Those redwood trees should be preserved Out of respect for Mother Earth
[Yell: Stop Maxxam! Get Hurwitz! Out of the Headwaters Forest!! ]

FUNNY MONEY (after DIRTY LAUNDRY)

I make my living raiding companies - Like Pacific Lumber - and the redwood trees
The more I have the more I seize With my "funny money"
Had-to bail-me-outta junk-bonds, from an S-and-L
Crashed down like the redwoods, they force me to sell
To pay off interest rates from hell On my "funny money"

Stocks are going up, Stocks are going down
Sell 'em when they're up, Buy 'em when they're down (sound of NY Stock Exchange)
Stocks are going up, Trees are falling down
Stocks are going up, Trees are falling down (sound of logging equipment)

Funny how the media, and funny corporate ties
Breed funny little stories Blowing smoke in your eyes
Hired just to make up lies, with that "funny money"

In any other culture this is usury
Spreading greed and corruption, and human misery
God forgive our Treasury Built on "funny money"

Stocks are going up, Trees are falling down
Stocks are going up, Trees are falling down...

 

[Impenitent]

Coconuts

Brother brought a boy home, he met him yesterday
Sister had a girlfriend, seems they were all gay

She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She called her doctor, but it surprising what he say

She said "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take"
She said "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache"
She said "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take"
She said "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache"

Now lemme get this straight

You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you call your Dr. to hear what he say

I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today

I Said " Dr. Carson, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I Said, "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache."
I Said, "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I Said, "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache,"

You marry your girlfriend, it lead to pedophilia
You marry your girlfriend, you abuse little Shelia
You marry your girlfriend, it lead to bestiality
You marry your girlfriend, and Lassie is an actuality

It's a medical certainty, is all i gotta say
It's medical certainty, I discovered it
today
It's a medical certainty, I found it when I prayed
It's a medical certainty, there can be no other way

Now go away, I'm due on Fox TV

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

 

[emilynghiem]

Coconuts

Brother brought a boy home, he met him yesterday
Sister had a girlfriend, seems they were all gay

She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She's in love with her girlfriend, they want to marry today
She called her doctor, but it surprising what he say

She said "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take"
She said "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache"
She said "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take"
She said "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache"

Now lemme get this straight

You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you want to marry today
You're in love with your girlfriend, you call your Dr. to hear what he say

I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today
I'm in love with my girlfriend, I want to marry today

I Said " Dr. Carson, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I Said, "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache."
I Said, "Dr. Carson, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I Said, "Dr. Carson, to relieve this heartache,"

You marry your girlfriend, it lead to pedophilia
You marry your girlfriend, you abuse little Shelia
You marry your girlfriend, it lead to bestiality
You marry your girlfriend, and Lassie is an actuality

It's a medical certainty, is all i gotta say
It's medical certainty, I discovered it
today
It's a medical certainty, I found it when I prayed
It's a medical certainty, there can be no other way

Now go away, I'm due on Fox TV

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

ALL THE SEXUS LIVE IN TEXUS
by George "Not So" Straight

All the Sexus live in Texus
And Montrose is the one place I c'n stand to be
Cuz all the Sexus live in Texus
So why march around on Washington, D.C.?

When Ray Hill signs a gay bill that's enuff to make it law
Them lesbiuns 'n' thesbiuns: It is Art, or Erotica?
Ain't nowhere else in the Babble Belt so fully homo . . . spirituality!
Thar no gays or bi's in my God's eyes, we're all one [funky] family!

All the Sexus live in Texus
And Montrose is the one place I c'n find some "piece"
Yes all the Sex is here in Texus
You c'n get it on the phone or off the streets!

When I peruse the Public News I confuse my virgin mind!
Dial-this-or-a-that fer a "sweet Southern chat" just melts my telephone line!
Fer a good ol' time I cruise Westheimer, where the signs thare used to cite:
No turns past six (to turn yer tricks, ya gotta wait till broad daylight!)

All the Sexus live in Texus
And Montrose is the one place that I want to be
Yes all the Sexus live in Texus
Our world does not revolve around D.C.

We won't be divided, like two parties takin' sides
Cuz we "swing both ways" in the Gay Community,
Yippeee!!!