A Recommendation For All Liberals

[the_human_being]

It is apparent that many of you Liberals are totally butt-hurt over the outcome of the election. I highly recommend Preparation H for your continued use during President Trump's tenure in office. You will need to apply it liberally each day because the butt-hurts are just beginning.

 

[TheDude]

You said liberally apply Preparation H.

 

[S.J.]

Some good welfare reform legislation passed by the Republican majority in Congress will add to that butthurt, as well as some strong election reform legislation like voter ID.