A Poem for Donald Trump

[DrLove]

Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice---
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod.

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!

 

[Penelope]

Sounds good as well as true to me.

 

[WillowTree]

The butt hurt is really huge with this one! You asswimps get more boring with each passing day! It’s probably a blessing that the server is down most of the time!j

 

[dave p]

Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice---
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod.

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!

How do you function in life with this much obsession?

 

[fncceo]

That would be going straight up on my fridge ... if you were my five-year-old kid.

 

[DrLove]

The butt hurt is really huge with this one! You asswimps get more boring with each passing day! It’s probably a blessing that the server is down most of the time!j

I sense no butthurt in that lovely work of poetry -
But yes, the server snafu was a welcome break from reading your posts.

 

[Oddball]