Ya, but you're saying "I did not say they were not real. I said the accounts are stories." So you think the stories are real.
As for stomping on the bible, I'm trying to understand why they would write about a murdering, raping god or orders people to kill their children... if they are trying to convey a overall message of goodness... No stomping necessary. You see stomping because I hit right to the core of the bible, and that makes you feel really uncomfortable, and it shakes up your fantasy world a little too much.
The core of the Bible is missed through preconceived notions, built though twenty-first modern man lens. I see stomping (rudeness) because that is what is happening. The difference between Christians and atheists is that atheists remain in twenty-first century atheist interpretation while most Christians go back to the time the account was written, and study the culture back then, the themes, languages, history etc.
People who are not Christians don't need to enter the Bible, any more than those of us not of Native American cultures have no need to enter their Holy Lands. We may understands those lands through our own eyes, through geological and ecosystem studies, but we do not understand them through the eyes of the culture and the people who live in and practice that culture. Nor do atheists understand the Christian or Jewish culture.
The difference between Jewish culture and Christian culture is that Jews believe that are to be a people set apart and while they don't forbid outsiders from entering in, they are, in a fashion, discouraged. The Christian culture is open and welcoming--but I do not think it is too much to ask outsiders entering in to be respectful and willing to listen to us rather than dumping their trash onto our Holy ground.