72 Virgins.

[Douger]

I was thinking about becoming a Moosehead until I got to the part about 72 virgins.
I decided to go Kwishtoon instead, then burn the bible and get sent to hail.
There I can have 72 porn stars.
Much better plan.

If you want to invent a new religion for murka, make sure the reward is porn stars.
You'll earn Billions !

 

[xotoxi]

If you want to invent a new religion for murka, make sure the reward is porn stars.

What about rewarding with rep?

 

[Hister]

They forgot to tell muzzyz that it's 72 MALE virgins that they get.

 

[Barb]

What do women martyrs get?
Shit, the last thing a woman wants is another (72?!) trainees.