540 Eggs Stolen

[ChristisKing]

This is the second egg heist that I've heard about. I never thought that I would see the day where people are stealing eggs but they do realize that eggs are perishable right?

 

[1srelluc]

The cops are scrambling to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Zincwarrior]

The cops are scrambling to get to the bottom of it.

They are not going to let this go over easy!

 

[Zincwarrior]

They are not going to let this go over easy!

There will be no sunny upside for them!

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[justoffal]

There will be no sunny upside for them!

I wonder when they hatched this plan?

 

[Zincwarrior]

I wonder when they hatched this plan?

Well hopefully they thoroughly planned it out, else they'll end up with egg on their face.

 

[Thunk]

The cops are scrambling to get to the bottom of it.

To find the poachers?

 

[Thunk]

they do realize that eggs are perishable right?

I guess the yolks on them

 

[debbiedowner]

This is the second egg heist that I've heard about. I never thought that I would see the day where people are stealing eggs but they do realize that eggs are perishable right?

They're going to fry when they catch them.

 

[justoffal]

They're going to fry when they catch them.

Bwahahaha

 

[j-mac]

The cops are scrambling to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Thunk]

Someone called the tip line. They asked police if they knew the muffin man who lives on drewery lane?

Apparently it's some guy named Benedict!

Investigators are in route!

 

[MarcATL]

Trump's America.

 

[Independent thinker]

This is the second egg heist that I've heard about. I never thought that I would see the day where people are stealing eggs but they do realize that eggs are perishable right?

What was that story? The Goose that laid the Golden Egg?

 

[Thunk]

What was that story? The Goose that laid the Golden Egg?

No, it was about a man who was a shell of his former self.

Food had gotten too eggspensive and he finally cracked!

 

[Thunk]

Trump's America.

Dayum! Speaking of cracked!