night_son
Diamond Member
A train — including one tanker carrying hazardous material — has derailed west of Detroit in Van Buren Township, Mich.
Police claim there are no injuries and no threats to the public, though traffic has been stopped on a nearby interstate for several hours.
No toxic spills, no contamination, no injuries repirted with this one, thank goodness.
In a sane world—a world where up and down were still up and down—I might possibly suspect special operations saboteurs operating under the direction of foreign hostile powers. But sitting here in the eye of the storm of a world gone mad, mad, mad—I must speculate the responsible party is our own government—out to force the global warming green gloom great changes on the American people by any means necessary. Or it's vaccine vapor locked hearts of train engineers. Or it's fucking aliens. Or it's fucking Satan himself. Or . . . you get the picture.
