15-Year-Old Girl Claims Jesus Christ Divinely Impregnated Her

[jchima]

A 15-year old girl, Latifah Smith-Nabengana has claimed that Jesus Christ impregnated her after a "divine encounter." Smith-Nabengana who hails from Ohio in the United State, said an "Angel of God in July 2015, during an encounter told her that she had been chosen to bear the Christ’s son." Reacting to the teenager’s claim, Dr. William Franklin Murphy, a gynaecologist, said he is aware of Smith-Nabengana pregnancy but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims.

"For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal," "Her claims of Virgin pregnancy are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there is no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is,” Murphy said.


SOURCE: 15-Year-Old Girl Claims Jesus Christ Divinely Impregnated Her

 

[Moonglow]

I believe...

 

[SassyIrishLass]

 

[Moonglow]

Like Father, like Son....

 

[Katzndogz]

Some one told that poor girl that.

 

[Iceweasel]

And Jesus the gardener has skedaddled back to Mexico.

 

[WillowTree]

Smart girl.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I swear to Dad she looked 18 !

 

[DigitalDrifter]

By the way, I thought it was pretty divine too !

 

[TheOldSchool]

A 15-year old girl, Latifah Smith-Nabengana has claimed that Jesus Christ impregnated her after a "divine encounter." Smith-Nabengana who hails from Ohio in the United State, said an "Angel of God in July 2015, during an encounter told her that she had been chosen to bear the Christ’s son." Reacting to the teenager’s claim, Dr. William Franklin Murphy, a gynaecologist, said he is aware of Smith-Nabengana pregnancy but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims.

"For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal," "Her claims of Virgin pregnancy are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there is no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is,” Murphy said.


SOURCE: 15-Year-Old Girl Claims Jesus Christ Divinely Impregnated Her

All religions have to start somehow

Now will she go with tablets buried in the woods, angels appearing to her, or prophetic visions to begin gathering followers?

 

[DigitalDrifter]

A 15-year old girl, Latifah Smith-Nabengana has claimed that Jesus Christ impregnated her after a "divine encounter." Smith-Nabengana who hails from Ohio in the United State, said an "Angel of God in July 2015, during an encounter told her that she had been chosen to bear the Christ’s son." Reacting to the teenager’s claim, Dr. William Franklin Murphy, a gynaecologist, said he is aware of Smith-Nabengana pregnancy but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims.

"For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal," "Her claims of Virgin pregnancy are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there is no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is,” Murphy said.


SOURCE: 15-Year-Old Girl Claims Jesus Christ Divinely Impregnated Her

All religions have to start somehow

Now will she go with tablets buried in the woods, angels appearing to her, or prophetic visions to begin gathering followers?

Nah, just plain old morning sickness.

 

[J.E.D]

Smart girl.

BrilloTwat! Where have you been? I've missed your zany shenanigans and sandy vag!

 

[BULLDOG]

Why else would she have been squealing "Oh God"

 

[TheOldSchool]

Why else would she have been squealing "Oh God"

Once you go omnipotent being, you never go back

 

[dani67]

good crack

 

[Luddly Neddite]

"Her claims of Virgin pregnancy are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention..."

What the hell does THAT mean?

 

[BULLDOG]

"Her claims of Virgin pregnancy are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention..."

What the hell does THAT mean?

It means her hymen sprung a leak.

 

[skye]

It's not a miracle ~~~~~~~