Originally posted by SPIKESMYGOD
ROTFLMFAO
I know I shouldn't chime in, but I'm feeling giddy after reading that. I wonder how long it took for Michael Moore to come up with that list. Since I know Al Franken is too busy trying to get back two of his four stations, I know it can't be HIM! Damn, I bet the service charge on a million dollar rubber check must be a BITCH!
Anyway....
I am known on another board as The Resident Fascist. Therefore, I proudly consider myself a fascist, though a kinder, gentler fascist. To me, the translation of a fascist, at least in the tiny fevered minds of liberals, is a registered Republican. Hence, I am a fascist.
Anyway.........
1) Other than territorial aggression- since that hasn't applied to America for over a hundred years- I totally agree with #1, and I think those are great qualities, what with the fact that we ARE better than all other nations.
2) Ummm, are you referring to FDR imprisoning innocent AMERICANs of Japanese heritage in internment camps? Or are you talking about JFK & his brother, RFK, wire-tapping all of their enemies- like MLK- and using the IRS to bully people into submission? Or, perhaps, are you talking about Clinton & his Arkansas mafia? I'm sure Kathleen Willey, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, & Linda Tripp know a little bit about the Clinton attack machine.
As for racism...Are you talking about how the Democratic Party has enslaved several generations of black Americans, or are you talking about how Jesse Jackson shakes down numerous companies for his own reward, or are you talking about how liberals now call Colin Powell &, my girl, Condy Rice "house slaves?"
btw- If one does side against us & with the terrorists, they are guilty of treason & should be jailed and/or executed.
3) This one you have 100% correct.....just upside down.LOL Can you name any AMERICANS who have had their rights violated? Hell, even Dianne Feinstein looked into it- no doubt hoping to find major abuses- and she announced she could not find ONE case! I guess by "rights being violated" you mean long lines at airports, right?
Yeah, I agree with Kerry. That whole little 9/11 deal & the threat from terrorism are WAY overblown. We should probably wait until we get that kind of hit 6 or 7 times before we address it with force. Oh, WAIT! That's what Clinton did!LOL
Damn, this is too fuc&ing easy.
4)"An obsession with national security?" LMFAOI Ummm, yeah, we kinda like that one. As for stifling dissent, why are Michael Moore & Al Franken still alive or, at least, not in prison?
5) We don't "glamorize" the military, we fucking HONOR it! As for the part where this joke of a list warns about a police state, I want you to know that....(Looks out his window)
(In a very low whisper)
I'll be right back. I have to hide from the tanks coming down my street.
(15 minutes later)
It's cool, they took my neighbor, instead. Ya know, the one I snitched on for flying the flag the wrong way?
LMFAO
6) Do you mean when Clinton passed legislation which "encouraged" CEOs' salary to be switched around? Instead of 70% to 80% salary vs. 20% to 30% stocks & benefits, it was switched to the converse; To braindead liberals, this was supposed to make Benedict Arnolds work harder for their companies. But alas, as with all liberalism, it was a disaster. Listen, if nearly four-fifths of your earnings as a CEO is based upon the state of your company's bottom line, yet the company is foundering, what are you going to do? That's right.....COOK THE BOOKS!
Now, under President Bush & Attorney General John Ashcroft, over 600 of these corporate criminals have been exposed, investigated, arrested, and many convicted, with more to come.
btw- "Big money & raw violence?" Oh, you mean the Teamsters?
7) I think that it's pretty low to bring Bill Clinton, Webster Hubble, the McDougals, Harold Ickes, Hillary Clinton, Mark Rich, Trialgate, Filegate, The Rose Law Firm, Whitewater, illegal Chinese campaign fund-raisers, & 11th hour pardons into this discussion.
8) WOW! That is one of the best & most thorough descriptions of the Liberal Mass Media I have EVER read. Thanks!
9) Sexism? Do you mean when a U.S. senator gets away with killing a woman? Do you mean when a president sexually harasses numerous women, then turns around and has his attack machine rip them to shreds when they come forth, destroying their credibility in the eyes of the sheep public? Or do you mean when the same president rapes Juanita Broaddrick, then makes it clear to her that she might want to "forget about it?"
Homophobia? Are you referring to when Clinton, within his first few months, sold out his gay lobby? Or are you referring to when liberals & communists destroyed Roy cohn, McCarthy staffer & prosecutor of the treasonous & VERY DEAD Soviet spies, the Rosenbergs?
Gee, I wonder if their meat stayed "red" when they were done frying?MWA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Personally, I like my commie well done.
10) Ummm, this one is impossible, for WE are the true intellectuals, liberals are the sad, intellectually-challenged, pathetic sheep.......PERIOD!
11) LMFAO Damn, why do you keep bashing your fellow communists, the peaceful idealists? Ya know, like Stalin, Castro, Mao, Pol Pot, & Ho Chi Minh?
As for not trusting my neighbor, I don't have to worry about it since I just had the tanks come get him.
12) Please, I know he was a Democrat, but I really wish you would not slander Kennedy about the 1960 election he stole from Nixon. Mayor Richard Daley ring a bell? LOL
Remember, Democrats: Vote early and vote often....even if you're DEAD!
Oh, WAIT! You must be referring to Florida, 2000, where Gore & the LMM tried to steal the election from Bush, right? Yes, Gore attempted to have only THREE precincts recounted, precincts which were HEAVILY Democratic, yet fought a complete recount. To boot, the three majors engaged in voter fraud & election rigging, though to no avail. They INCORRECTLY called Florida for Gore, even though there was an hour left to vote. FOX, however, got ripped apart by the LMM & Democrats in Congress for CORRECTLY calling the state for Bush....AT TWO IN THE FUC&ING MORNING!
ROTFLMFAO
Don't worry, this election will be called by 9:30pm.
Well, it's been fun. We'll have to do this again sometime very soon, ok?
Don't worry, my Doc Martin's bootprints should wear off your forehead in the next week or so.