10 Things Michelle Obama Wants to Say to Sarah Palin but Can't

[rdean]

Beg all you want. I will never trade Barrack for Todd.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Keli Goff: 10 Things Michelle Obama Wants to Say to Sarah Palin but Can't

Flaylo is madly in love with Sarah Palin. I can't fault him though, she is pretty hot.

But he realizes that he can never win Sarahs' heart because he can never be half the man Todd Palin is.

"Flaylo and Sarah sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!". That's what FailGo can only dream of.

So I guess Karl Rove and all those other conservatives must have some delusional crush on Sarah Palin and are all jealous of Todd Palin, right? Retarded reasoning at best.

 

[California Girl]

You're married and too old why should i prove it to you?

Sexist and ageist.... wanna go for three out of three and insult females on race too?

Fool.

So its ok for women in this forum to insult Flaylo but he's an ageist and sexist for insulting back? My message to you: Stop whining and grow a pair.

Well, if I used generic terms for all males to insult him, then you could legitimately say I'm being sexist. But I don't. Nor did I refer to his age... so I didn't use his age to insult him. If I had, you could legitimately say I'm being ageist. The difference between me and your idiot cousin is that I insult individuals, not groups.

Your cousin is a moron. Be happy that you clearly got the good genes.

 

[California Girl]

Beg all you want. I will never trade Barrack for Todd.

You hallucinating again, deany? Or are you really Michelle?

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Sexist and ageist.... wanna go for three out of three and insult females on race too?

Fool.

So its ok for women in this forum to insult Flaylo but he's an ageist and sexist for insulting back? My message to you: Stop whining and grow a pair.

Well, if I used generic terms for all males to insult him, then you could legitimately say I'm being sexist. But I don't. Nor did I refer to his age... so I didn't use his age to insult him. If I had, you could legitimately say I'm being ageist. The difference between me and your idiot cousin is that I insult individuals, not groups.

Your cousin is a moron. Be happy that you clearly got the good genes.

You made a reference to his penis size, but you left that one out didn't you? Seriously, stop your whining, you can't fling crap at other people and then call people sexist, ageist, racist and misogynist when they bust back.

 

[Ernie S.]

5 Things Michelle should say to Palin:

1. You still have more executive skill than my husband and Biden combined

2. I can't ever imagine you ducking a press conference and calling up the former mayor of Wasilla to speak for you

3. You hunt and fish while Barry has people write autobiographies for him, so if I was ever stuck in the wilderness Id rather have you than Barry as my partner

4. The LMSM has not stopped hounding you 24/7/365, Ive never seen anything like it, they hate you more than Reagan, yet you still smile, how do you do it?

5. Barry has made a total fucking mess of the economy and the USA might lose our AAA credit rating, I'm so sorry, when he talked about "Change" I thought he meant change for the better. I will do whatever I can to help you clean up when you're elected to POTUS in 2012

6. Why is my ass so much bigger than yours? Hell! I'm only 3 weeks older than you.

 

[California Girl]

So its ok for women in this forum to insult Flaylo but he's an ageist and sexist for insulting back? My message to you: Stop whining and grow a pair.

Well, if I used generic terms for all males to insult him, then you could legitimately say I'm being sexist. But I don't. Nor did I refer to his age... so I didn't use his age to insult him. If I had, you could legitimately say I'm being ageist. The difference between me and your idiot cousin is that I insult individuals, not groups.

Your cousin is a moron. Be happy that you clearly got the good genes.

You made a reference to his penis size, but you left that one out didn't you? Seriously, stop your whining, you can't fling crap at other people and then call people sexist, ageist, racist and misogynist when they bust back.

Making a personal reference about an individual is not sexism, idiot. If I attacked ALL men's penis size, that would be sexist. Your cousin is a moron.

 

[DiveCon]

Fail-o is Dante Gay....

If you're looking for a gay man check for Oddball or Divecon, not a certified ladies man like myself.

proof i occupy space in your cranium that i dont pay rent for

 

[froggy]

She's so full of herself, i bet she keeps pics of herself in her wallet.

 

[DiveCon]

She's so full of herself, i bet she keeps pics of herself in her wallet.

SHE didnt actually compile this list
so don't hold her to blame

 

[California Girl]

Fail-o is Dante Gay....

If you're looking for a gay man check for Oddball or Divecon, not a certified ladies man like myself.

proof i occupy space in your cranium that i dont pay rent for

What I find interesting is that little Mr "Liberal", Fail&Won'tGo, thinks being gay is an insult. Some "liberal" he is.

 

[DiveCon]

If you're looking for a gay man check for Oddball or Divecon, not a certified ladies man like myself.

proof i occupy space in your cranium that i dont pay rent for

What I find interesting is that little Mr "Liberal", Fail&Won'tGo, thinks being gay is an insult. Some "liberal" he is.

i agree
the only times i see being gay used as a slur towards me is by liberals

 

[Ravi]

Well, if I used generic terms for all males to insult him, then you could legitimately say I'm being sexist. But I don't. Nor did I refer to his age... so I didn't use his age to insult him. If I had, you could legitimately say I'm being ageist. The difference between me and your idiot cousin is that I insult individuals, not groups.

Your cousin is a moron. Be happy that you clearly got the good genes.

You made a reference to his penis size, but you left that one out didn't you? Seriously, stop your whining, you can't fling crap at other people and then call people sexist, ageist, racist and misogynist when they bust back.

Making a personal reference about an individual is not sexism, idiot. If I attacked ALL men's penis size, that would be sexist. Your cousin is a moron.

Disagree. It's objectification and that is sexist.

 

[California Girl]

You made a reference to his penis size, but you left that one out didn't you? Seriously, stop your whining, you can't fling crap at other people and then call people sexist, ageist, racist and misogynist when they bust back.

Making a personal reference about an individual is not sexism, idiot. If I attacked ALL men's penis size, that would be sexist. Your cousin is a moron.

Disagree. It's objectification and that is sexist.

When an individual refers to himself as a 'certified ladies man', he opens himself up to have that assertion challenged. Unlike that individual, I stick to insulting the individual and not the entire male gender.

 

[Ravi]

He should be certified, I'll give you that.

 

[California Girl]

He should be certified, I'll give you that.

Indeed.

Holy crap.... be careful Ravi.... we might agree again! That might bring about the total destruction of USMB!

 

[Si modo]

Keli Goff: 10 Things Michelle Obama Wants to Say to Sarah Palin but Can't


3. If Katie Couric had asked me I could name plenty of publications that I read on a regular basis because reading is something you get used to doing in law school.

Good grief.

The HuffPo is a "news organization".

 

[DiveCon]

He should be certified, I'll give you that.

Indeed.

Holy crap.... be careful Ravi.... we might agree again! That might bring about the total destruction of USMB!

Ravi and I have agreed on a point or two over time, the board survived

 

[Bass v 2.0]

Making a personal reference about an individual is not sexism, idiot. If I attacked ALL men's penis size, that would be sexist. Your cousin is a moron.

Disagree. It's objectification and that is sexist.

When an individual refers to himself as a 'certified ladies man', he opens himself up to have that assertion challenged. Unlike that individual, I stick to insulting the individual and not the entire male gender.

You made that comment about his penis *BEFORE* he said he was a ladies man. Stop lying CG and at any rate, stop throwing insults and playing the victim when people insult you back.

 

[Bass v 2.0]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/the-flame-zone/146045-best-usmb-meltdown-of-2010-a-20.html#post3081268

You made this post about his penis size, where did he say anything about being a ladies's man before then?