Your Messiah is NOT Immortal!

Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by HenryBHough, Jan 22, 2016.

  1. HenryBHough

    HenryBHough Gold Member Supporting Member

    Jul 14, 2011
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    Nay, one day a smiling grim reaper will do for the Emperor that which he has done to so many....

    Will it go like this?

    When Obama died, George Washington met Him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

    Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

    Nay, not original, you probably saw it....or will claim you saw it...on The Internet but I rather doubt your second most well anointed, St. Algore, is entitled to the credit. Though certainly Joe Biden would be in keeping with his track record were he to try to assert having written it...
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  2. Conservative65

    Conservative65 BANNED

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    The only one I have disagreement with is #3 and James Madison kicking him in the groin. Since Michelle carries his balls around in her purse, there is nothing there to hurt.

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