Your Idea of a Good Date?

[Bonzi]

A quick trip to McDonalds followed up by the best blowjob of my life.

That sounds more like just a random and spontaneous sexual encounter than what most people would refer to as an actual date.

Romance isn't everything..... I married the most unromantic guy that I have ever known!

 

[Bonzi]

A quick trip to McDonalds followed up by the best blowjob of my life.

really? you'd eat at McDonald's ... I though everyone on here was a food snob....

That's what you got out of my post?

No, actually it did make me hungry for a Big Mac - I limit my eating of garbage food to once or twice a month now though.....

 

[Bonzi]

As a teen: ride the bus with my date to down town, see a movie, go to the malt shop, and ride the bus back to our part of town.

As an adult: drive my wife to down town, see a movie, go to the malt shop, and drive my wife to our home and to bed.

They still call them "Malt Shops" where you live?
We like to see movies but there are not usually ones out we BOTH are interested in.

 

[Bonzi]

A quick trip to McDonalds followed up by the best blowjob of my life.

Is that your favorite form of sex?
I would think many women are not so good at it.....
And they ones that are have had a lot of practice......
I'm not sure that is something you are naturally good at or have a "gift" for......

 

[G.T.]

Either amusement park, or drinks/lunch in a cooler at the beach - back to the telly, and walking past each other as we both shower and get ready( for each other oddly lol).....then to a little bar/restaurant to enjoy each other's slight glow from the sun that day (tanned skin wins 4me), a light meal nothing too heavy - a conversation at the bar that we could keep just between us.....a quick trip on the way back when we are tipsy to see a landmark of some sort on the ocean, or just sit on the rocks. And then, back to the room for a massage and sex, if she is lucky.

 

[Bonzi]

Either amusement park, or drinks/lunch in a cooler at the beach - back to the telly, and walking past each other as we both shower and get ready( for each other oddly lol).....then to a little bar/restaurant to enjoy each other's slight glow from the sun that day (tanned skin wins 4me), a light meal nothing too heavy - a conversation at the bar that we could keep just between us.....a quick trip on the way back when we are tipsy to see a landmark of some sort on the ocean, or just sit on the rocks. And then, back to the room for a massage and sex, if she is lucky.

I was about to agree or like, until the last line... then I had to funny it

 

[G.T.]

She has to get lucky man I'm not no floosy, this bitch has class, Mafioso style.

 

[Bonzi]

She has to get lucky man I'm not no floosy, this bitch has class, Mafioso style.

you wouldn't make it out of the house after the shower.......

 

[Toro]

A casino?

 

[Bonzi]

A casino?

What's wrong with having a date at a Casino?

 

[G.T.]

She has to get lucky man I'm not no floosy, this bitch has class, Mafioso style.

you wouldn't make it out of the house after the shower.......

what if i do a fake to the left, juke to the right, spin move over the coffee table and a ninja roll out the window? Lol....you know, like her father just pulled into the parking lot

 

[Bonzi]

She has to get lucky man I'm not no floosy, this bitch has class, Mafioso style.

you wouldn't make it out of the house after the shower.......

what if i do a fake to the left, juke to the right, spin move over the coffee table and a ninja roll out the window? Lol....you know, like her father just pulled into the parking lot

please it's too early in the morning for comedy....

 

[Bonzi]

A casino?

Casino's around here have restaurants, entertainment, bars etc. Not like Vegas etc. doesn't
I like to do fun and different things... dinner and a movie. Blah.

 

[G.T.]

Either amusement park, or drinks/lunch in a cooler at the beach - back to the telly, and walking past each other as we both shower and get ready( for each other oddly lol).....then to a little bar/restaurant to enjoy each other's slight glow from the sun that day (tanned skin wins 4me), a light meal nothing too heavy - a conversation at the bar that we could keep just between us.....a quick trip on the way back when we are tipsy to see a landmark of some sort on the ocean, or just sit on the rocks. And then, back to the room for a massage and sex, if she is lucky.

And if she burped in my face I dont care how frothy her beer was, I will kick the nearest fucking midget. BlackSand

 

[G.T.]

She has to get lucky man I'm not no floosy, this bitch has class, Mafioso style.

you wouldn't make it out of the house after the shower.......

what if i do a fake to the left, juke to the right, spin move over the coffee table and a ninja roll out the window? Lol....you know, like her father just pulled into the parking lot

please it's too early in the morning for comedy....

U cant helpthis crack that im on it does these things

 

[CrusaderFrank]

My idea of a good date always includes oral sex either during or immediately after the date

 

[Bonzi]

U cant helpthis

you got that shit right...

 

[Bonzi]

Iceweasel CrusaderFrank - so, what's the deal with the BJ? Why is that so much more fun and/or better than say, actual sex. Less work for you?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Definition of a good date?
That's easy...it ends after breakfast..

 

[G.T.]

My idea of a good date always includes oral sex either during or immediately after the date

thats just foreplay 2 me, not necessary really but i cant end it there know whey