Your astrology profile

[DamnYankee]

Pretty simple... copy and paste your astrology profile, then indicate whether it accurately describes you or not.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical
and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking.. Humorous and funny. Can
be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act
before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like
competition. Get what they want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive.
Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind.
Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun.
Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse.
(Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose
interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive.
Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their
ways. Not loo king for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and
reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves
hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious
temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge them selves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing,
very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them
selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy,
sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or
inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible, but not stupid.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome).
Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and
outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities.. Often fantasizes. Impatient.
Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like
rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or
even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted, Beautiful inside and out.

 

[DamnYankee]

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

Almost dead on.

 

[tigerbob]

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Very Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

One minor revision.

 

[Emma]

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

Sorta. Not conservative or beautiful by any stretch. Harsh? I don't have much patience with certain types, so I guess I can be 'harsh' at times. I don't consider myself pessimistic.

Argumentative

Told ya I love to argue

 

[DamnYankee]

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Very Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

One minor revision.

Thanks for fixing it for us...

 

[editec]

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Nice to everyone they meet.

Not even close, but I have never disliked anyone I haven't ever met.

Can't make up their mind.

You've been reading my posts a while...do I seem like a man who cannot make up his mind?

Have own unique appeal.

Everyboy is unique...being unique is the most common trait humans have in common.

Creative, energetic, and very social.

Who is going to tell themselves they're NOT creative?

Energetic? In a sloathful way, I suppose.

Social? Yeah if I like you, I guess.

Hates to be alone.

I'm alone 95% of the time. I hate being alone about 10% of that time, I guess.

Peaceful, generous.

And anyone who says I'm NOT peaceful...I'll kick their asses.

Very loving and beautiful.

All my exes used to think so.

Flirtatious.

On a good day, if the libido is active, and the object of my flirtation seems receptive..

Give in too easily.

If you say so..

Procrastinators.

I'll get back to you on that one.

Very gullible, but not stupid.

Not quite gullible enough to think my sun sign can describe me, but smart enough to know that if it says something good about me, it's undoubtably true.

 

[Neser Boha]

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their
ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and
reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves
hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious
temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge them selves often. Very generous.

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And... Tauruses are very 'practical', which flies in the face of 'not looking for shortcuts'... if it's practical and it makes sense (and speeds things up), I always go for a shortcut.

 

[Neser Boha]

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive.
Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind.
Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

I'd agree with all of the above - especially unrealistic. However, I'd have to say that the pisces I had the chance to get to know, were quite selfish. Actually, very damn selfish. Especially my father and my ex.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

Mmmm mmm Leos... agree with all of the above... very principled in their ways, I like that.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.
Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager.
Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh.
Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

My mother and my ex are virgos... But they were almost exact opposites of each other. My mother is extremely argumentative, pessimistic, critical... however my ex was impossible to get a rise out of... the most placid person I've ever met, extremely loyal and generous.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible, but not stupid.

My best friend and a good friend of mine are both libras... I agree with all the above, except that they are procrastinators - if they are procrastinators then I'm the queen of them all. Also, they are not 'very social'... actually they both enjoy solitude. Beautiful? Heck yeah, they're two of the hottest girls I've ever seen. About making up their minds... in small every day situations, they don't skip a beat... no problem there, but when it comes to bigger decisions, they can take years to decide, while others would decide it in let's say months. Very scared of fundamental change.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.

My grandma, step-father, and the only enemy I've ever had (in middle school) were all scorpios. It's the only sign that I've consistently had problems with. Weird, innit?


Astrology.. fun past-time..

 

[PixieStix]

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their
ways. Not loo king for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and
reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves
hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious
temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge them selves often. Very generous.

Mine is almost dead on too, Except for the temper tantrums

 

[Xenophon]

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.


Nope, not even close, I'm lazy, dumb as dirt, don't hold grudges and as ugly as sin.

 

[007]

Mines not even close either. Way off.

 

[Phoenix]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

Meh - maybe a fourth of the description fits.

 

[Gudrid]

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique
appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone.
Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too
easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible, but not stupid.
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I don't think that describes me very well. Specifically, I make up my mind fine and definitely don't give in too easily. If anything, the opposite.

I am beautiful though, so it got that right.

 

[Gudrid]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

Meh - maybe a fourth of the description fits.

My son is a Leo. That all fits him pretty well, except the organized part. In that, he would be the antiLeo.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive.
Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

Wow that covers A LOT of ground

Sounds about right. Sounds Wrong

And in black, well I dunno i'll have to ask the woman

 

[Zoom-boing]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

First five -- nope. I'm somewhat organized and am not a fan of chaos but 'very organized, need order in their lives, like being in control, like boundaries in their lives, bossy' -- ah, no. The rest is pretty spot-on except for the 'full of themselves' part. And hey, where's the 'great sense of humor and has the ability to laugh at one's self' part?

Hey Eve, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mine's August 7. Oh joy.

 

[Phoenix]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

First five -- nope. I'm somewhat organized and am not a fan of chaos but 'very organized, need order in their lives, like being in control, like boundaries in their lives, bossy' -- ah, no. The rest is pretty spot-on except for the 'full of themselves' part. And hey, where's the 'great sense of humor and has the ability to laugh at one's self' part?

Hey Eve, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mine's August 7. Oh joy.

Thanks for the b-day wishes.

And I too think they should add the sense of humor, etc. bit.

 

[Sarah G]

Sun Sign:

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful.
Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive.
Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind.
Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

Kind of offhand description but basically correct. Here's my favorite astrological forecasts website. Detailed monthly forecasts, all free and very fun to read each month. User friendly site as well.

AstrologyZone

 

[jillian]

- The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome.
Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative.
Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily
hurt, but sympathetic.

I guess it's part right... leaves out a bunch of stuff, but maybe those are in my moons

 

[geauxtohell]

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

Sorta. Not conservative or beautiful by any stretch. Harsh? I don't have much patience with certain types, so I guess I can be 'harsh' at times. I don't consider myself pessimistic.

Argumentative

Told ya I love to argue

I've just disproved astrology.

Me:

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing,
very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them
selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy,
sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or
inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

I could have told you I am a duplicitous bastard without the extra help. Not that I believe in astrology anyways.

As an aside, I read somewhere that the current charts are wrong since they account for the constillations in the 1500s and the earth has shifted slightly or something like that.