Your astrology profile

[The Illusion]

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing,
very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express them
selves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy,
sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or
inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

Sounds about right

Cool My rising sign is Gemini

Jamie

 

[Care4all]

I'm a Taurus,

And it fits me to a tee!(So I'd like to think! )

(exception of the word ferocious)



TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive.
Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted.
Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their
ways. Not loo king for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and
reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves
hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious
temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge them selves often. Very generous.

 

[alan1]

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed
by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and
people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence
and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you're are a cheap bastard. Geminis are
notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,
which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That
is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an
idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking
attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold
and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with
reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for
employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot
be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency
to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

How many people will admit their sign now?

 

[Neser Boha]

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

That's funny... because the friend of mine I referred to while I was reacting on GHook's post (talking about you) is also Aquarius

There might be something about astrology ...

 

[xsited1]

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet
personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and
loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but
original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric
personality.

That is pretty close. I joke around a lot. I have a real problem with people who mischaracterize what others say.

 

[alan1]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

Meh - maybe a fourth of the description fits.

That the 1/4 that MountainMan hasn't taken?

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

 

[Said1]

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive.
Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds
grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships.
Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and
Emotional.

 

[DamnYankee]

Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You
lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed
by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and
people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence
and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination
and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and
bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you're are a cheap bastard. Geminis are
notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,
which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That
is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an
idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking
attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold
and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make
good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with
reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for
employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are whores.
All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot
be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of
your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch.
Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency
to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically
chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.

How many people will admit their sign now?

The OP asked if the description was suitable (accurate) or not. The above description definitely is not accurate. Ask anyone....

 

[DamnYankee]

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like
boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help Others.
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive.
Creative energy. Full of themselves... Loving. Doing the right thing is
important to Leos. Attractive.

Meh - maybe a fourth of the description fits.

That the 1/4 that MountainMan hasn't taken?

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

Really? Looks a little different from out here....

 

[Amanda]

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because
you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too
little. This means you're are a cheap bastard. Geminis are
notorious for thriving on incest.

How many people will admit their sign now?

Hmmm... yup, still pretty accurate.

At least now I know why people like me.

 

[Sarah G]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

 

[Phoenix]

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

'Cept for that one time ...

 

[Phoenix]

Really? Looks a little different from out here....

Uncross yer eyes, ALLBiz. It will look different then.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems,
which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That
is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.
Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Well, that certainly clears everything up for me. Thanks for the 411.

 

[Phoenix]

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an
idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving
motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Only one or two things fit ...

The rest are all freakin' lies!

 

[alan1]

That the 1/4 that MountainMan hasn't taken?

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

Really? Looks a little different from out here....

Oh, trust me, she's to bossy to like the bossy type coming back at her. She just plays innocent on the internet.

 

[alan1]

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are
quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

I've seen this before. Funny.

At least we aren't Libra's

 

[DamnYankee]

Really? Looks a little different from out here....

Uncross yer eyes, ALLBiz. It will look different then.

That's not crossed, Eve... Glazed over maybe...

 

[DamnYankee]

I tried being bossy and taking control, but she wouldn't let me.

'Cept for that one time ...

So how does a Pisces talk a Leo into that anyway???

 

[Bootneck]

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)

Nice to everyone they meet.
Not true. I’ve been known to kill some I meet.

Can't make up their mind.
Not true. My mind is ALWAYS made up.

Have own unique appeal.
Don’t know. You’d have to ask others.

Creative, energetic, and very social.
True.

Hates to be alone.
True. Most of the time.

Peaceful, generous.
Can a soldier be peaceful?
Generous? I try to be.

Very loving and beautiful.
Yes, I can be very loving. What the fuck is beautiful in my context?

Flirtatious.
Aren’t we all?

Give in too easily.
No fucking way!

Procrastinators.
Lol! I’ll put off answering that one. There is no tomorrow until after today.

Very gullible.
That’s funny, considering I only believe half of what I say, let alone what others say.

but not stupid.
I joined the Marines and four years later ended up in two wars. Go figure.


Very few matches!