1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes,
you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
you may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean,
you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles -- bullet-proof and suicide,
you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against,
you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
you may be a Muslim.
10. If your cousin is President of the United States,
you may be a Muslim.
11. If you find this offensive or racist and don't laugh at it,
you may be a Muslim.
you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes,
you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
you may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean,
you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles -- bullet-proof and suicide,
you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against,
you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
you may be a Muslim.
10. If your cousin is President of the United States,
you may be a Muslim.
11. If you find this offensive or racist and don't laugh at it,
you may be a Muslim.
