You may be a Muslim.....

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    1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,

    you may be a Muslim.



    2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes,

    you may be a Muslim.



    3. If you have more wives than teeth,

    you may be a Muslim.



    4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean,

    you may be a Muslim.



    5. If you think vests come in two styles -- bullet-proof and suicide,

    you may be a Muslim.



    6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against,

    you may be a Muslim.



    7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,

    you may be a Muslim.



    8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,

    you may be a Muslim.



    9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,

    you may be a Muslim.



    10. If your cousin is President of the United States,

    you may be a Muslim.




    11. If you find this offensive or racist and don't laugh at it,

    you may be a Muslim.
     
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    You're gonna get alot of libs throwing their bad looks at you on this thread.:alirulz:
     
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    I can handle it. I'm sure most can see the humor. Maybe.......
     
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    Ollie, you just wait till Madeline sees you 'hating' on the poor Muslims! You are in big trouble!
     
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    Actually, when you stop to think about it... You may be doesn't say a thing... :lol:
     

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