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During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
Are you shittin' me??????
I find it somewhat of a turn-on....if I see my partner stroking himself....I'll be all over him
lmaoLatrine stall in basic training.
I didn't have one sexual thought in basic training.
We had a sister flight, so I did
I took a few weeks but eventually I was beating that thing like it owed me money whenever I could. Usually during dorm guard.
Night flight back from Hawaii.
Does mutual masturbation count?
Afternoon, sitting on Laguna Beach.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
13 years old, I was a self-employed independent contractor working for the local KMart. I took a break from assembling bicycles in the back room and rubbed one out while fantasizing about the only female store manager. I hid behind cases of toilet paper when I did the deed.
Mr Whipple was the ad campaign back then.
Now that you're back at home, I highly recommend the primate section at Brookfield zoo in Shitcago.During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
Now that you're back at home, I highly recommend the primate section at Brookfield zoo in Shitcago.During detention in high school. Girl sitting across the room was rubbing one out through her panties, she had a short skirt on, it was too much to ignore.
Ewwwwwwww.
I never jerk off in public.
I can't even do it in front of the wife.
Oh, I was in Somalia.....on top of the roof of our barracks at the Embassy compound at night.....hadn't touched it in months.
Must have shot that wad 15 feet. If anybody had got in the way it would have killed em.
War is hell.
It should bring back fond memories.
My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
Where is the weirdest place you have ever masturbated??
People always ask "where is the weirdest place you have ever had sex".....thought I'd kick it up a notch, be a tad different ~LoL~
My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?
The Gorillas run when Jake Starkey shows up, because he flings his feces at them.
My favorite animals are Gorillas. I wonder who is watching whom?